[Matty]

i have been saying this to myself for the past 6 years, though however recently i have taught myself to cook, and use the washing machine

[Matty]

i can only eat mash with gravy, i find it too dry otherwise… or beans

[Matty]

i’m single, but not for long i hope.. I have her last rolo, which means we are near enough married already

[Matty]

good thinking, hope no one joins in, i like this to be our very own room

shall we turn off the lights and lock the door

i gotta rush of to work in 5 mins, so we best be quick 8)

[Matty]

it was great tv, having this conversation with my mates over the weekend, they all hated it.. i thought it was ace.. i used to get bullied at school though, early on

they used to say

everybody knows.. matty picks his nose

under the same theme tune beat :(

[Matty]

i can’t drink vodka anymore, had a bad exerpiance with it, now makes me feel sick :(

nore do i iron.. had a bad experiance with that too :)

[Matty]

exactly, instead i know i’ll have to settle for fiz out of coranation street, and win a couple of quid on a scratch card

while still dancing to agadoo

[Matty]

she predicted my destiny and said i was’nt gonna win the lottery or marry holly valance

never forgvin her since

[Matty]

@rubyred wrote:

ya know what? i cant recall actually ever seeing a badger in the flesh! I know what they look like etc,,but i doint think i have watched one frolic before,,

they love mash potatoe

[Matty]

:) very true, also on saturday afternoon it was the buxton carnival, lots of drunken happenings, was sat with these girls on this grass bank looking on, my mates friends mostly, and walking up this hill was this slightly pished guy, kept bumpimg into people, so i just happened to say, what an idiot

then a voice next to me said, hey thats my brother :D

so i just ohh.. say hello from me lol she was’nt too impressed, but what can you say.. i was just saying it how it was

my mum always has a great habbit of putting her foot into things, i remember a few years back, couple of my mates called round, one of them at the time had slightly longish hair, bit of a goth character, make up ect..(painted his nails too) bit like that bloke from placebo. anyway i was’nt in, so my mum told them so

anyway, the next day, the lad came round on his own, this time without the over the top goth look, and thats when my mum churned out, oh yeah.. matty.. forgot to tell you, your mate called round yesterday when you was’nt in with his girlfriend :)

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