[Mrs Clean]

@acebabe25f wrote:

Would you rather be famous, or make a lot of money? Why?

I would hate to be famous as I’m quite a private person, many year’s ago I was in a magazine called Just 17 , ( you lot are probably far too young to of heard of it ) but a couple of people recognised me from it and I nearly died !

I would opt to make alot of money, although money doesn’t necessarily bring happiness, it certainly makes life alot easier !!!!

[Mrs Clean]

@token_male wrote:

what??

no smoking in public places as people will inhale the smoke??

hmmmm

ok but dont be driving to the pub!! and dont have a pub near a road!
its a well documented fact that carbon monoxide is bad for you :D

my local wont let you smoke inside it, you can go outside they say, so fair eough the smokers go outside

at the moment people laugh at them!

hahahaha they say its freezing out there, lovely and warm in here

so the summer will come along and the smokers wont be allowed outside either??

discriminating against people with addictions im afraid

Get some nicotene patches and stop whinging !

[Mrs Clean]

@magnifico wrote:

my sister once asked at dinner……….
“when do chickens become turkeys, is it when they get to a certain size?”

and she was 20 at the time :lol: :lol: :lol:

a couple of yrs ago, my son (who was about 5 at the time) noticed his first erection one morning……….and came rushing into our bedroom with a huge grin on his face, and said…
“mum, dad. look at this…its HUGE!”

it’s gonna be a shame to tell him, he cant do that when he’s on his first date :lol:

LMAO, oh my god, do they get erections at 5 ??? My son is 2 and a half now and I’m dreading the day he says, mummy look at this !!!!!! LOL

[Mrs Clean]

@bat wrote:

I took my kids swimming one sunday with my grandparents. My youngest, who was 6, was in the cubicle with grandad. The place was full of peeps wandering around, and all of a sudden a little voice piped up
“blimey grandad, you,ve got a hairy willy,!!””” FFS. I was soooo embarrassed. :oops: :oops:

LMAO, classic !!!

[Mrs Clean]

My daughter was just 3 when her 6 month old baby brother was christened, all was silent in the church apart from the vicar talking about the importance of “Jesus Christ” when my daughter said very loudly
” Mummy, you shout JESUS CHRIST sometimes” !! The vicar was not impressed.

:oops:

[Mrs Clean]

@American Woman wrote:

@tommy-toxen wrote:

it’s basically just hanging around in a gang commiting crimes and wearing american hats :?

What’s an American Hat??

Most chav’s wear Burberry which is British

…. innit !

[Mrs Clean]

@American Woman wrote:

Ok – Last night I had a dream that I built a spaceship in my basement so I could be in the movie Star Wars. Am I crazy?

YES ! :lol:

[Mrs Clean]

@ugo wrote:

ugo the great is back & unaffraid

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8) 8) 8) :wink: :roll: :roll: Mmmm Beer :!: :!: :!:

OMG, just as I pictured you !!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

[Mrs Clean]

@tommy-toxen wrote:

@tadpole wrote:

OMG! Dont you hate Chavs?

i don’t hate them, i hate american hats, i hate rap music, i hate crime, they do all three because they feel they have to.

they’re insecure kids who need guidance and need to learn that they don’t need to copy their “older friends” to be “respected”

Not all “chavs” are kids, I’ve seen a few men in their 40’s sporting Burberry caps, wearing sovereign rings and shouting abuse about football scores :shock:

[Mrs Clean]

I left school 20 years ago, I moved away from the area I was bought up in as soon as I could. I haven’t kept any friends from that time in my life, and I’m glad I made that choice. I wouldn’t want to go to any reunions, the past should stay the past as far as I’m concerned, I don’t believe in looking back.

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