[paddypower69]

hey nowt wrong with my chat up lines….hahahahaha

[paddypower69]

hahahaha…..

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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21 i left home to live with girlfriend but all went pete tong, so i am back at home again… :(

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i would post a picture but i have no idea how to!! :(

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If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

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I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won’t stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

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“While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death”.

Oh man i am never eating again haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[paddypower69]

ok try this!!!

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine! :D :D

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Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn’t matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can’t cross the river (ie…bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say “I don’t know, I just wanted to hold your hand.” :D :D

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wow he did hold his nerve, hardly missed a double.. Well done to the boy, how the hell can you be that good at darts at that age?

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