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@mrs_teapot wrote:
Go into the office armed with a Linx Deodorant spray in one hand and a Gold Spot breath freshener spray in the other…..using the element of surprise pounce and hold down your boss (you might need Kenty to help you here…. shes a black belt you know) thoroughly spray the offending parts ..and with a wild look in your eyes ….chant the end is nigh.. the end is nigh…
Might not get you certified but its certainly worth a round of applause from your colleagues :D
Lol :P
I was actually wondering whether pretending to be a teapot would do it.
I could sing that song as well:
“I’m a little teapot short and stout
Here’s my handle, here’s my spout
When I see the the tea cups hear me shout
Tip me up and pour me out!”:shock:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
What would you do?
Faint…as I would be the first Asian Female Priminister :lol:
ROFLMAO!
Ok, pretend you look like Ann Widdecombe :P
Why can’t I pretend I look like someone normal!! :lol:
LOL
Ok, Margaret Thatcher?
*runs
Grrrrrrrrr :twisted:
hehe.
Seriously though, after you’ve come to from your fainting fit, what would you do?
I’d make sure every empty home in Britain was made habitable to reduce the housing waiting lists.
And banish the toll charge for the QE2 Bridge and tunnel.
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
What would you do?
Faint…as I would be the first Asian Female Priminister :lol:
ROFLMAO!
Ok, pretend you look like Ann Widdecombe :P
@jen_jen wrote:
London residents don’t get to vote as their Mayor already does the job…
You’re right – Tory Propaganda states:
“If you want to see the benefits of having a directly elected local figure in charge of policing, then you just need to look to London. Boris Johnson has put more police on the streets, increased police visibility and introduced innovative policies such as the new sobriety scheme.”
Well the plods round here now wear high vis vests and Boris has banned alcohol consumption on public transport.
Is that fighting crime? The crime rate in London is rising, apparently.
@jen_jen wrote:
London residents don’t get to vote as their Mayor already does the job…
He does? :shock:
Boris the Buffoon is in charge of The Met? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bruce Willis
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Brown?
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
Does anyone know how we vote?
Take your voting card (you should have had one by now)..make your way to your polling station either by car or foot…place an X in the box of preferred candidate…leave the polling station…at this point you can either go home or to a destination of your choice
:lol:
I don’t have a polling card.
Oh well…
Well you should have…everyone on the Electerol Roll should have one according to my leaflet
Not me! Not seen one for the ex Mr Panda who is still registered here.
And I was going to vote for this guy:
Oh well…
