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Well there was the one i pulled in a bar one night who wanted me to cover her in used engine oil and budgie seed …… but that’s another story :-

On the work front though.

Guilty.

Have you ever felt like doing a Reggie Perrin ???

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Hades

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Fried

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For those of you short of a few quid,this small piece of wonderment will remind you that there is always hope.

But please note that for full effect it has to be recited in a Yorkshire accent. :wink:

Itchy bum!,money come,the nearer the hole the bigger the roll!!!! :lol:

For personal or public recitals I am available for a small fee. :-

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Visitation :)

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:idea: #-o

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Yank

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Roseworth

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Mince

*was so hard to resist a smutty answer*

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Orangutan

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