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@pats wrote:

i love the people who take pains to post in a poll and emphatically point out tthat they have a busy schedule and only come here when absolutely forced too. :lol: :lol:

I only come here for the tea and biscuits….oh and to warm me rissole on the radiator :shock:

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@*Sian wrote:

FFS it hardly takes much of a brain to come up with a post of this kind, does it? :? :lol:

Seems to have caused quite a bit of interest though dunnit??

As for the Charles thing,i forgot people on-line never lie about their identity!! :^o …….so the man i saw in forum 3 yesterday with the “14inchdong”must have a terrible limp – should be called jake the peg really :- ,but the one that really worries me is “man in nappy”,ffs he was sat there from morning until night,he must have sh1t and p1ssed himself lord knows how many times…..he must have terrible nappy rash :roll:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@memory wrote:

Sorry to be pedantic but in modern english it is perfectly acceptable to begin a sentence with a conjuction. :)

Perhaps in idiomatic English but surely not in correct grammatical English. One would certainly never end a sentence with a preposition …. either.

BTW what is a ”conjuction”???

I agree with PB……….i think :-k …….sounds good anyway :-

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@Forget Me Not wrote:

Finally! the ball’s in my court now (evil laughter) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Flatworms are hermaphrodites with two sharp-ended penises. the mating ritual consists of two of them vying to pierce each other’s skin with their penises. The first to land a successful blow earns the right to be the male and transfer his sperm. the ‘loser’ has to take on the task of letting the eggs develop inside her

OMG another fact!!!

The kiwi lays the largest egg relative to its size. Kiwi eggs can weigh a quarter of the fermale’s weight, the equivalent of a human mother birthing a 16 kilogram (35 pound) baby

What about the easter bunny,he lays big eggs :?

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@memory wrote:

Sorry to be pedantic but in modern english it is perfectly acceptable to begin a sentence with a conjuction. :)

Be what ya want lol…..i’m all excited,i got me my very own stalker,although the daft auld faggot did once post a pic of me that wasn’t actually me….goes with the age ya know,and sitting at home pretending he has money and a good job that he should really be doing now :roll:

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@Man in Beds wrote:

@reason wrote:

Isn’t Pb the chemical abbreviation for lead??……..and we all know how dense lead is :roll:
Think the Latin for lead is plum bum,i wont even go there :wink: …….. i dunno,it’s all Greek to me.

Just shows the odd lesson i went to – in between smoking behind the gym and going to the betting shop – weren’t all wasted =D>

Remember……i don’t foookin care.

And if you had paid little bit more attention in one of those few lessons you attended you’d had noticed that it is actually one (1) word (Plumbum).
Pb is not the abbreviation of it (although it looks like that for the uneducated and unwashed) but is the SYMBOL for this transitional element and, to strain your alcohol soaked brain a little further, Lead has the atomic number of 82 in the Periodic Table[/b]

You never start a sentence with “and”,and i would”have noticed”………….please try harder you silly old fool,nothing worse than someone trying to make someone look foolish by picking up on their grammar,and then them going on to make a total mess of their own.

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@reason wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

any useless bits of information you would like to amaze us with………

The words moonbeam, generous & champion were all invented by Shakespeare :shock:

If you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer will always be 5.

It’s just the same sum in reverse,but with different wording

Remember……. i don’t foookin care.

Foook i’m confusin meself now,just realised that is good lol

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@bon bon wrote:

any useless bits of information you would like to amaze us with………

The words moonbeam, generous & champion were all invented by Shakespeare :shock:

If you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer will always be 5.

It’s just the same sum in reverse,but with different wording

Remember……. i don’t foookin care.

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Isn’t Pb the chemical abbreviation for lead??……..and we all know how dense lead is :roll:
Think the Latin for lead is plum bum,i wont even go there :wink: …….. i dunno,it’s all Greek to me.

Just shows the odd lesson i went to – in between smoking behind the gym and going to the betting shop – weren’t all wasted =D>

Remember……i don’t foookin care.

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

People say they don’t care (I don’t btw)

You say…whooooshhh… (Nice impression of a firework might i just say) Although you’ve added two don’t know/care options to the poll. You need to check yourself in at the wackyshack my dear for you are one spanner short of a toolbox.

Errrrmmmmm Errrrmmmmmmmm,me thinks that there is a difference between not knowing and not caring rather than just plain and simply not not knowing :-k …..also if ya care to read the other posts,me thinks sarah’s whooosshhhhh was aimed at sian saying she didn’t care if i had a sweaty backy pouch………..ffs did i ask her to care!!!…..no i did not …………. sarah was being nice but me doesn’t very often do nice an i will almost certainly get me head jammed firmly up me rissole for saying this………i think ya a bunch of self righteous up ya own ar sehole kooonts who hate to see people have a laff….foookin hell even PB got into the spirit of it,and that’s sayin summat…..not sure he found his nob yet though :shock:

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