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@eve wrote:
Did this thread start in the middle or am i only getting half a thread?????? :shock:
It’s a maths quiz thread eve it started off with threesomes then went to six but apparently that might change to 7 soon!
@hermangrrrman! wrote:
100% yes so far! Keep it up ladies! hehehe!
You bloody attention seeker :lol: fgs was only thinking about what had happened to you yesterday! It’s ok I’m on holiday and was bored its the only time I CAN think :lol:
See you in Forum 3 tomorrow 8) If only! :wink:
@userfrenzy wrote:
lol brilliant did you stop seeing each other after that??
I wasn’t his type! :wink: :lol:
@userfrenzy wrote:
Gonna do the man thing here and add logic and solution to try and help..
My postman never ever shuts the gate after him. A) You usually have one postman tell him to close the gate, he will remember if you ask nicely and give him a box of Qualty street.
The nails on my right foot are always neater than the ones on the left. A) Get someone else to do them for you preferably someone that isnt foot side biased
When guests come to stay they never say “My God you must have spent hours washing those skirting boards” A) Just leave your house to rott for 6 years and the team from “How clean is your house* will pop round and do it all for freee)
My son rings and says hello mum it’s me Matt, he’s my only child I know his name. A) lmao i dont have the answer to that but when ever i fone my mum and say “Hi mum its me” she ALWAYS replys “ahh well hello ME” it wasnt funny the first time mother and it never will be lol she still does that joke everytime bless her.
When you wash curtains they shrink but the lining doesn’t. A. Use Frebreze
Fly spray makes me choke but the flys still live. A. spend less time cleaning ya curtains and skirting and clean ya kitchen and take out the trash flies arnt attracted to nice curtians.
how did i do score me outta 10 :) lol
Nil ! :lol:
No way am I gonna buy the postman choccies he once slapped me on the bottom when I was bending over in my car!
I don’t want anyone touching MY feet ewwww.
That big ol bird in How Clean is Your House scares me so don’t want her round!
I’m just not going to answer the phone anymore.
Fabreze hasnt been on offer for ages.
My rubbish is always dumped in the wheelie bin with the lid closed but there’s always one stalker fly.
@bat wrote:
You’re quite right Rose. The same applied when me and my brother were kids. Mum cooked a meal and you ate it. There was none of this, cooking seperate meals for everyone.
I have to confess though to doing the same sometimes. For example if me and the OH want a chilli, the kids can’t eat that because they really don’t like spicey food, so I’ll cook them something else. If I’m doing a roast though, they do eat that, and they do eat vegetables. They don’t get chips/chicken nuggets/dippers/burgers etc every night. In fact they are lucky if they get chips once a week.
I know what you mean by kids menus though. All they get offered is chips and nuggets. It’s no wonder we have an obesity problem in the UK. Apparantly lots of kids are obese by the time they start primary school, hence one of the reasons M&S has started up it’s *plus size* range of uniforms for kids.
Children need a certain amount of fat in their diet and many wont understandably eat hot and spicey food but with the huge choice of food we have these days as you say batty chips and convenience food should be a once a week treat.
I often used to find children would eat something in someone elses house they wouldnt eat at home and it’s probably because they didnt have the choice.
@jen_jen wrote:
How you can wash a coloured top with your whites over and over again for months and it never runs…until the day you put that expensive white fine linen blouse in the same wash…ah well, I always wanted a pale turquoise linen blouse.
How you can go to the supermarket after work (the only time you can do your shopping) wanting to buy cakes for friends coming around…you get to the bakery just as they’re putting up the end-of-day reductions, wait patiently for the little old lady in front of you….who promptly buys EVERY reduced cake there is, then turns and says to you “I’ll probably end up feeding the birds with them but I do love a bargain!” :twisted:
How the cats manage to behave impeccably until you have visitors, then within 30 minutes of them arriving, one sits in the middle of the lounge rug and throws up the biggest furball I’ve ever seen and the other one comes in through the catflap making that yowl that lets you know she’s got a mouse :shock:
and finally…..how Rose knows what snot tastes like… :shock:
:lol: :lol:
As a child I used to have this recurring dream that the knights of the round table were in the mirror of my wardrobe, I’d wake up screaming and smoothing the blankets with my hands and my mum or dad would have to come and sit with me until i fell back to sleep.
Well done and congrats Catty. :)
@cosy.m wrote:
whilst i agree with pandas valid point, i feel we are on seperate tracks here,i meant grass wise as in,oh it starts from youngsters as in kids sticking up their hands saying sir/miss it was cosy who broke the windowand once indoctrinated into that they cant help poking there noses in,so while i dont purport crime,i also know when to turn a blind eye,im more against tittle tattling annd snidey back biting 2 faced ppl ,of course if i seen a burglar breaking into my neighbours house i would ring the police (unless it was me) joke
Isn’t this the Vomit thread? :roll:
