[Rose]

Well Ive just got back from baby sitting in this big old house and after the mum left I could hear this constant trickling of water in the kitchen sink all evening. When she came back she was confused and said it had never happened before! I couldnt tell her about me could I? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

She bunged me 30 quid and I left promptly. :evil:

[Rose]

@nemesis wrote:

You really don`t know me at all do you?
My Thanks thread, if you feel it`s pretentious… fine, that is your perogative, but out of all the people I thought might spoil that thread, I never considered you :(

Sure, I pour my heart out in various forms and places, I am what I am, and have no fear of baring my soul in words on here, or anywhere else. If you don`t like the thread leave it the hell alone!

As for declaring love for fookers here, where have I done that? I don`t need to prove anything Rubes, if you know me you`ll get why I made that thread, now if you have a problem with that at least have the decency to leave that thread alone, not much to ask huh?

I thought it was a lovely thread. :)

[Rose]

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[Rose]

@thin ice wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

No one will believe this but I swear its the truth, I just sat on the toilet and the back of the seat broke off!

:shock: :lol:

You wanna find yourself a good handyman! :lol:

ladies shall i bring my tool kit aound x

I have a very comphrensive set of tools so I doubt any of yours will do my jobs any better. :wink:

[Rose]

No one will believe this but I swear its the truth, I just sat on the toilet and the back of the seat broke off!

:shock: :lol:

[Rose]

Determined to clear my overdraft I vowed a few weeks ago not to spend any money I didn’t have to, but I think the evil spirit of vows must have been listening and decided to punish me beacuse………

1. My ariel fell off the chimney.

2. I had to dismantle 4 smoke alarms to find out which one was continually beeping.

3. I wanted to mend a hole in my favourite slippers with glue, rushed off to work and came home to find one was araldited to the draining board.

4. I knocked a cup of coffee all over a cream carpet in the bathroom.

5. My exhaust blew.

6. I squirted makeup on my best pyjamas, the stain wont come out and it looks like ive pooed myself.

7. I had a flat tyre the day I was off to a party ( least I got a lift and could drink)

8. As an owner of two dogs I was to look after left, she broke the gate catch.

9. I had to visit Tesco’s 3 times before I got the right information on how to hire a Rug Doctor.

10. My washing machine had broken and as luck would have it my neighbour was moving today and said I could buy hers. As her partner was moving it to my house this morning he dropped it off the sack barrow, it broke and now it wont work.

11. Another dog I was looking after threw up right beside my feet 2 minutes after I’d let him in from the garden.

12. Proudly trimming my bushes into a neat style I cut straight through the cable of the hedge trimmer.

13. After 23 years my back door has suddendly decided to warp, so now takes me a lot of jiggling, pushing and pulling to make it lock.

14. While making bread my food processor puffed out black smoke and had to be binned.

15. While making cup cakes for the kids at school my trusty very old hand mixer went clunk clunk crunch so that was out too.

If anything else breaks this week Im going to bed and staying there!!!! :lol:

[Rose]

@forumhostgm wrote:

awwww never fear Rosepetal,

im sure it will make great A4 size paper! :D

So cruel when I’m enveloped in so much sadness! :shock:

[Rose]

@thin ice wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:

This is a wind up right? You will miss a tree?

You havent seen the size of it!!!!! :o

rose luv hug my tree any time

Depends on what size your trunk is!

[Rose]

@eve wrote:

As the serious , dignified and ladylike face of Just Chat, I welcome u to the boards in a sane and responsible manner.

Please take no notice of such persons as SusieQ, Rosepetal or Lovely Lady and of course, that “kent obe” one! I shudder to think what they will do to u. !

Should u need any assistance of any kind ( for instance with the removal of clothing) please step into my parlour and i will be only too willing to help.

Welcome 8)

Don’t believe a word she says! Now come over here and have a slice of my freshly baked Lemon Drizzle. :wink:

Welcome and happy posting.

[Rose]

@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:

This is a wind up right? You will miss a tree?

You havent seen the size of it!!!!! :o

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