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welcome Luke… you a blue nose then?

(wait till you meet sunny!)

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the people of lilipot walk around with huge shards of clam sticking out of every nook and crannie, and destroying their homes, there was only one way to stop this onslaught of clam shell and that was to…..

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lol :lol:

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@esmeralda wrote:

Mother Superior Ruby laughs..

whilst Sister Esme frowns..

At a group of Jewish fellas..

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.havin’ a “Who can pi.ss highest up the Wailing Wall” contest

er..Rabbi Cockenblaster won by a spurt..

though the Steward’s Enquiry may question the use
of his enormous megapissaphone

about 7 years ago now, I took the boys and a friend took her younger sister to london for the day. It was the boys first time, and billy was only about 5. We was on the tube and there were loads of Jews up the carriage a bit.

Billy said out loud all excited “Look mummy…. Cowboys”….

well… we obviously wee’ed ourselves and the whole of our half of the carriage was in hysterics… he had no idea what was so funny, but its definately the funniest (sober) underground journey Ive ever had!

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Im sending Toy to Dog Borstal for that quote, and hoping he gets Mick…. he hates dogs that fall below the knee :wink:

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Di if you “leave” cos of someone who’s identiy must be so horrid he rarely shows it on here, then your letting them win.

Dont be beaten.

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@sir Actor wrote:

Does anybody watch Corrie?

That John Snape geezer is from my home town.
Cor blimey.
And me best mate from school was on Eastenders recently.
He was the one judging the beautiful barmaid competition.

I bet somebody tells me they’re real actors. :?
Obviously not pete because he refuses to post on this thread.

:lol: :lol:

my mates mate plays that new guy on Eastenders, the one who fancies Stacey.

He had to delete all his facebook/myspace and everything and attend special classes on how to cope with sudden fame, its all a bit surreal!

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@sir Actor wrote:

That would explain the phone call from The News of The World this morning.

thats nothing. Ive already had Oprah hounding me…..

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they proceeded to the banquet

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@sunny wrote:

And it aint my fault you sound like a bloke whos built like a brick sh ite house either

No wonder you have nipples on ya ribs and no tits ya voice as made ya hormons fink twice about ya sexualty

:lol: :lol: :lol:

oh Sunny, pmsl!

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