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Perfume…….. Georgio Beverley Hills

Flower……….. Orchids

Item of clothing………. ARsenal ToP

Colour…….. RED

Cheese………. mature chedder (but with grapes on the side)

Fruit………. apple

Male singer………. Suggs

Female Singer……….. Amy Winehouse
Flavour of crisps……. M&S handcooked chedder and shilot

Sex Position……. from behind (has it got a name?)

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@esmeralda wrote:

@bassingbourne55 wrote:

Where I live, in Somerset, we’ve now had 3 years with hardly any wasps around. Usually in late August / early September you can’t eat outside becaus of the number of wasps around. Not so for the last 3 summers. That, to me, is a good thing – I hate wasps!

That’s because all your fecking wasps have migrated to my garden, determined to provoke my li’l pu.ssy to a frenzy of leaping and twirling in fevered pursuit.
Nowt more pitiful than a ferocious feline with a faceful of wasp stings and a mouthful of legs and wings.

I hate them! My dog chewed one once, and her whole head swelt up, it was so scary.

Piriton helped bring it down, but her mouth (being a boxer) looked like Pete Burns!

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It is sad to see, and his good friends in football have tried to help before, but like all addicts he has to hit the wall big time before saying yes help me please.

Cracking footballer.

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May the 4th be with you.

Nite ladeez and gentz x

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ssssssshhhhhhhhhh

tumbleweed…….

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yes.

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:lol: feck off BM!

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Yep, in stealth mode.

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Ok.

The pic was took by a photographer and featured in the paper.

I paid said paper 8 quid for a copy.

Its in the kitchen, so I took the said copy and stood it up against the tiles in the kitchen.

I then got my phone and took a photo of said photo (its in a glass frame).

I posted it on here, and on a second glance saw me and my kitchen in the pic.

Clear, or clear as mud?

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@prettypink wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

Tel/ actor…you upsetting me dawny? Be nice, I know you can do :D it!!! aint nice…now dont come back at me with things..just think, before you do :wink: :D

Well pip,

I’ve been having my chain yanked for a good many years now so I should be used to it.
Having said that, my apologies to the wonderful Dawny because my presence on this JC site is obviously upsetting her.

Well Tel…sometimes you just gotta not let fings get to you anymore…same with dawny…x let thing lie, the both of ya!

Fu*ck i feel like a training saint..but I mean it, lifes to short for crap! xxx

warra nice training saint you’d make 8)

Could we have training saints on here like chat rooms have guides?

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