[Sian]

Oh and I voted for the Either , Doa , PB , Smiley or the Milkman option… PB makes me damp! Granpappie sweat always gets me going! :lol: 8)

[Sian]

If he’s on about me then it’s all bollocks, well, except for the bit of me being a slapper… of course 8)

[Sian]

The Snake – Al wilson :lol: Always gives me a titter!

[Sian]

I used to have him on my msn, haven’t seen him online for a while. I hope he’s ok 8)

[Sian]

Well I’m not having sunday roast today, my kids are at my moms and I am waiting for the return of my uber sexy man, he’ll come with lots more booze… another hangover for me tommorrow :lol:

[Sian]

@ugo wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

@ugo wrote:

……cant try it for five days as the bloody decorators are in grrrrrrrrrrrr ……. :x

Really??? What colour are they painting your home then Ugo – or are you having wallpaper???

RED :shock:

So what you are saying Ugo, is that you are going to chock the whole tube up her and suck it out? :? Let her squeeze it onto your nose … it would resemble a elephants foot and all the ladies love something sweet at that time of the month! :lol:

[Sian]

Divorced before chrimbo? Ummm what did you get for chrimbo? A decree absolute! :lol:

[Sian]

Me too 8)

[Sian]

First I knew about being pregnant, seeing as my tubes were sliced, diced and clipped this year :shock: I’m gonna sue! :twisted:

[Sian]

My sons are in numerous after school clubs, my eldest has guitar lessons every week and my youngest will be having violin lessons after xmas… child benifit doesn’t even cover those costs. I smoke and drink, paid for out of my own wages 8)

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