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@bon bon wrote:
three of them this morning
no sausages , although the cleaner moved the *Caution Wet Floor* sign out of the way for me :lol:I see a man wearing a flat cap and with a loaf of hovis under one arm watching you and looking at his stop watch.
I’m not sure what he’s saying because it’s in slow motion but it looks like
“eee bah gum tha’s quicker than me ferret lass” .
@sword wrote:
I find your need to reply, having just been to a sex site, illuminating, to say the least.
I bet – as you typedthat – you were standing by the fireplace with a smoking jacket on, puffing a woodbine from a cigaretter holder.
Noel Coward eat ya heart out.
Knowing you, it’s more likely you’re sitting on the toilet with yer knickers round yer ankles eating a packet of cheese n onion crisps.
Class guy that you are.@toybulldog wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
I’m fed up racing across the shop floor in slow motion to the sounds of my colleagues humming the theme tune from Chariots of Fire
Funny !
but how many of them are humming it and ido any of them hold a ribbon (made from sausages) across the finishing line?
@sword wrote:
You consistently outdo yourself Stynes. So you are going to sex sites, I think we have all seen that now. Nice one.
Geoff…..you and your untamed wit eh..?
And it looks as though I’m not the only one you bore the pants off.
zzzzz
@pete wrote:
I’m saying he doesnt see things in slow motion from 27 angles in a nice warm studio on the wages Alan Shearer gets
He was 10 yards awya ffs!
@pete wrote:
How many angles and how slow though
WTF??
Are you saying he IS good enough?
Or are you just posting for the sake of it?
Spit it out. :evil:Am I back in the 1940s?
Is toy wearing a tweed suit with his brylcreemed hair shining brightly and pipe burning sprightly?
And mimsey…dear mimsey with your ankle socks and rosey cheeks what a sight you are.Anyone for more ginger beer?
We can but wish shaz….we can but wish.
I’m wondering how the mighty Sky Blues are getting on at Blackpool.
Nice one caff. :lol:
