[Sir Actor]

@prettypink wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

She’s gone, Actor.

Some might say that making a thread called ‘My Last Post’ was a big giveaway. However, I have been given to understand that the shame of using a ‘rolling eyes’ emoticon was more than she could bear.

Another street-smart fish out of water just trying to survive in a world she never made…….and who else will post about eclairs now ? It’s a shame……….

Women change their mind.
Er indoors keeps telling me she’ll never speak to me again but she does.
Why are women like that?

The other day she was standing nude, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.
She wasn’t happy with what she saw.
She said to me “I feel horrible.
I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

All I said was “Well at least your eyesight’s pretty good.”

:lol: sounds about right for yu Tel

There’s no need for that pip. :? :wink:

[Sir Actor]

That would explain the phone call from The News of The World this morning.

[Sir Actor]

Does anybody watch Corrie?

That John Snape geezer is from my home town.
Cor blimey.
And me best mate from school was on Eastenders recently.
He was the one judging the beautiful barmaid competition.

I bet somebody tells me they’re real actors. :?
Obviously not pete because he refuses to post on this thread.

:lol: :lol:

[Sir Actor]

@toybulldog wrote:

She’s gone, Actor.

Some might say that making a thread called ‘My Last Post’ was a big giveaway. However, I have been given to understand that the shame of using a ‘rolling eyes’ emoticon was more than she could bear.

Another street-smart fish out of water just trying to survive in a world she never made…….and who else will post about eclairs now ? It’s a shame……….

Women change their mind.
Er indoors keeps telling me she’ll never speak to me again but she does.
Why are women like that?

The other day she was standing nude, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.
She wasn’t happy with what she saw.
She said to me “I feel horrible.
I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

All I said was “Well at least your eyesight’s pretty good.”

[Sir Actor]

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

Our local newspaper didn’t use the photos.
I ran down to the shop this morning full of hope but they weren’t there.
Maybe they weren’t good enough.
Whatever.

They were still better than the usual stuff they use.

:roll:

Persevere..go have a chat with the editor..the sports editor if they have one..and try again with your next lot of photos.

They’ve used lots of my photos in the past Esme.
But thanks for the advice. :wink:

[Sir Actor]

Our local newspaper didn’t use the photos.
I ran down to the shop this morning full of hope but they weren’t there.
Maybe they weren’t good enough.
Whatever.

They were still better than the usual stuff they use.

:roll:

[Sir Actor]

@pats wrote:

Dagger, only a f-cking coward’s coward would use such a handle, one that needs shoving down your cretinous, obsequious, scatological pie-hole.
this bit was funnier. :D

I fell asleep and missed it.

[Sir Actor]

@*Sian wrote:

He who dare to say anything agains the almighty sword is set to be accused of changing, next you’ll be a part of the sisterhood. :lol:

Sword the almighty? :lol:

Is there anybody who can’t see through that guy?

[Sir Actor]

@stephen1 wrote:

Cath,

being bullied and threatened is all part of JC isn;t it?
I’ve had sword doing it to me for years.

It used to get me down at one time.
Nobody seemed to care. Crying or Very sad

But hey….life goes on and you learn to fend for yaself.
Your post surprised me.
Nobody ever did anything like that for me when I needed it.

Well, it isn’t any wonder, because you are a f-ucking, whinging baby. Unlike you, Cath has integrity and a backbone.

Stephen

:lol: :lol: That made me laugh.

[Sir Actor]

I prefer Thurrock services actually.

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