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I don’t wash my ass, I never wash it. I don’t believe that asses really need washing, I mean, it’s not like you can smell your own ass, is it? And if your ass did smell, you’d soon get used to it. Besides, when was the last time you let a donkey into your house anyway? As long as they’re in their own barn why bother washing them? They’ll only get dirty again.
Coffee is for French people. And Communists, but, France invented Communism.
She’s DEAD. The mother gave her too much sleeping medicine because Maddie suffered from ADHD and wouldn’t sleep.
The mother panicked, this explains why Maddie’s DNA was found in the boot of her car. They dumped the body into the sea. She’s dead.
They’re wasting taxpayer’s money, and Katie “Myra Hindley #2” McAnn needs to be hanged!
I find the image of my gut-stick ramming into his sweaty bit o’brown after force-feeding him vindaloo quite arousing, MIB.
Man I have issues..
I quite like that Netty Swackers chap. Infact, I think I will masturbate while fantasizing bumming him tonight. Yes, I will.
I care.
Herro you, you’re a naughty one and you need a good spanking from uncle Tom Tom.
Full of gays.
Ironically, I’m going to San Francisco.
Also full of gays.
Gayness just follows me around ffs.
No.. just didn’t work out. Actually to be truthful we just let shitstirring get between us and once the trust is gone there’s nothing left really. I’ve found a female version of me now though, staying there for three months to see how things go. We are exactly the same, same background, same upbringing, same humour, we love the same foods, the same films, everything.. that’s why we decided it was worth it. Not everyday you get an opposite-gender-duplicate of yourself innit. Besides.. I’ve never been to America. Might be fun. I’ll get a good holiday out of it if nowt else.
I don’t think they’re typing like that on purpose, I think they’ve got one of those old fashioned keyboards where vowels weren’t invented yet.
tht’s why thy typ lk ths, bcs thy hv n vwls.
No, no, no. Yorkshire tea, madam, YORKSHIRE TEA! :lol:
I was kinda hoping to hide my gay side from her.. although she might be a tad suspicious when I turn up in California with a guy’s c0ck in my mouth.
