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  • #270465

    @bat wrote:

    Evil swines the pair of ya. :evil:
    But don,t worry, I,ve got a plan. I,ll just change my name to fruitbat, tommy will NEVER spot me then, will you tommy? Sucker
    . :wink: :lol: :lol:

    Well if you stopped checking my IP maybe I could come annoy you undercover again !!

    #270464

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Ya cheeky bugger !!! I no longer have ‘sausages for fingers’. My (very few thesedays) deletions are always done in the best possible taste.

    This would be gross defamation of character….. if I had one !

    Can’t say much to that, can I? :lol:

    #270431

    I don’t believe in global warming I’m afraid, it’s a complete farce.

    #270459

    Hi. I just popped into forum 3, the 40s room, and ChatGuideJD was in there.

    I just want to thank her publically for sending me the above picture of PB’s hand. Thanks again, JD.

    #270458

    Hi, Smiley

    How are you? I believe the hand belongs to ForumHostPB. Thanks.

    #270320

    I think PB, the leading candidate for the “Monster Raving Loony Party” should be prime minister.

    ForumHost ‘If elected I promise to give horses more equal rights than women, gays or black people with afros, black people with normal hair are fine, whereas white people with afros are simply sent infront of the firing squad” PB says:

    If elected, I promise to make Geology the official religion of Great Britain.

    #270393

    (Sources say PB started such rumours). (That’s a lie and I can prove it (I think) ….Ed)

    Which bit is a lie?

    The bit that says Martin gets bummed, or the bit that says that you are the one who started the rumour (that is infact true) that Martin gets bummed?

    Either way you’re the one who gets sued & sacked.

    Since, if it’s the first bit, then, Martin could sue me for sexual harassment, homophobia & slander, and I’ve signed a contract saying yourself (PB) is directly responsible for everything I type on here.

    If it’s the second bit, then Martinc ould sue you for sexual harassment, homophobia & slander, and I’ve signed a contract with Martin saying yourself (PB) is directly responsible for saying such a thing and I get your Uncle Franco’s mansion in Crete, including his small but loyal mercinary force.

    #270315

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @smiley wrote:

    @emma ‘I likeah the tasteh of kebabeh’lush wrote:

    Thick.

    PB maybe thick, but atleast he isn’t a butch lesbian, like BNP spokespeople !!

    ps.. Did I get my Italian accent right, PB? I always get Italians mixed up with Albino anti-semite jews, for some reason !! :?

    I can understand that Tommy, it’s an easy mistake to make ……….. once !!!!!

    You know, PB, for an anti-Mussoliniast such as myself, Spaghetti Bolognaise is truthfully, in real life, my favourite dish.

    Do you prefer Dolmio or Ragu?

    Dolmio was previously my favourite, but, I read somewhere recently that tomatos have natural anti-oxidants that prevent cancer, and that advert says Ragu has more tomatos in it than Dolmio, so I’ve started to get Ragu.

    It’s worked up to now. I’ve been buying it for 3 months. And, in the 3 months I’ve been eating it, I haven’t got cancer !! :o I mean, something so simple, has prevented me getting cancer for an entire… 3 months !! :o

    But, however medically miraculous Ragu is.. It just does NOT taste as good as Dolmio. So, at the risk of suddenly developing a collapsed bowel, I have switched back to ‘Dolmio Traditional’.

    I was wondering, PB…. Since this thread is so pointless, crap, pathetic, useless, no good and infact, I’ve forgot what thread it was and who even started it (Some Jennymush or something shouting about how great UKIP is? I forget :? ) — What is your favourite sauce to use for Spaghetti Bolognaise?

    Please, make this thread much more interesting than it currently is by letting me know which brand of sauce you use in your bolognaise. Thanks.

    #269733

    I’m going to say something now, and for the first time in my life on here, I’m being serious & I’m genuine.

    If we had a prime minister who cared about this country, I would seriously join the army, and I would be more than happy and more importantly, I’d be looking forward to and be PROUD of fighting for the country and I would not be afraid to die for such a cause. And that is the honest to god 100% truth.

    So, if Argentina invaded the Falklands and voluntary service was suddenly announced and we could have 2 weeks basic training then be shipped off to fight – I’d do it in a flash. No worries.

    It’s just, I don’t know. Everyonw knows me here, you can’t get much more patriotic than me, I mean, for god sake, I won’t even buy butter that isn’t made in Yorkshire and I won’t buy any sauce that doesn’t have “By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen” on the side of the neck of it.

    But, I just feel that people who sign up to the army these days, don’t sign up because of their country or because of patriotism. I’m starting to think they sign up just because they have no future and thus join the army as a slingshot into quick, free, advanced, sped-up education. Such as a friend of mine joined the Royal Signals just so he could get his HGV, for free !!

    Is this what Britain has been reduced to? I really do, genuinely, and honestly, feel like I am the ONLY patriotic Briton left in this country.

    I look around me, and this is what I see.

    Pro-EU Labour Supporters signing up to the military to fight for New Labour & The EU.
    Pro-EU BNP Supporters signing up to the BNP to beat up other British people because of the colour of their skin instead of beating up people who deserve it, such as Labour voters, who are, by the majority, white !!

    Even the racists of Britain are anti-racist. I mean, Nick Griffin meets with French & German nationalists. Oh great, so, our great Britiah leader, Nick Griffin, who is supposed to love the British, is meeting with Napoleon lovers who wish for England’s death and Hitler lovers who wish for England’s death? Even the fucking BNP hate England !!

    I’m fighting against BOTH nazis AND communists. Atleast everyone else is only fighting against one or the other. Whereas, I’m in the middle, and the only one who really cares about the country.

    #269879

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    Right now we’ve got that out of the way…..any more news on the girl :?: :?: As I fail to see what yellow ribbons and posies are doing to help find her :?: :?: Don’t they think they would do better scouring the fields looking for clues as it appears the police out there need all the help they can get…..a bit like Smiley judging from his last post..me too I suppose as his scientific reasoning damn near convinced me :!: :shock: :wink:

    Sweet, I’m glad you’ve finally, after all this time, started reading my posts how they should be read (with a real, caring agenda behind them!!) :wink:

    I agree with Sweet 100% here. How are yellow ribbons & posies helping her? Tell me how.

    But more importantly, tell me how yellow ribbons & posies are HELPING HER PARENTS?

    Has she been found? No! Has she been found dead? No!

    So, let me get this straight…

    Her dead body has NOT been found, but instead of pumping in tons of funding and hiring volunteer search teams by having an international-press conference asking for volunteers, which costs NOTHING… To search for her inch by inch by inch by inch…….

    ……………People have simply shrugged their shoulders, said to themselves “Oh well. She’s gone. Doesn’t matter!” and sent in yellow ribbons and posies… Despite her having a 99.9% chance of still being live (If her body isn’t found, then, to me, she still has a 99.9% chance of being alive, if she was dead, he body would be found !!)….

    Everybody except for Sweet & I are evil communist bastards who obviously do not care about this little girl or her parents.

    “Oh well. Doesn’t matter!”? You should be ashamed of yourselves. You bunch of EU-loving arse-suckers.

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