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Uber. This is how I came to the conclusion that everyone who votes Labour are paedophile-supporters.

The colour of ‘labour’ is red.
The colour of ‘communism’ is red.
That means labour are communist.
‘Satan’ is red.
That means Satan is communist.
Which means Satan is also labour as labour are communist.
Which means all communists are Satanists as all Satanists vote labour who are communist.

Now we’ve got the scientific bit out of the way, look at the two below opinions.

Satanism is evil.
Paedophilia is evil.

The two above opinions are the opinions of the MAJORITY. The majority of people automatically links Satan & Satanism with evil, ghouls, ghosts, poltergeists & the occults.

The majority of people think paedophiles are evil, sick etc.

Now, after knowing the scientific definitions, and knowing the majority opinion of the above two types of people, let’s have a look at the conclusion.

People who vote labour = communist because red = colour of communism and red = colour of labour which means labour = communism and communists = satanists as the colour of satan = red & the colour of communism = red which means all communists = satanists and satanists = evil just like paedophile.

So, after the above mathematical equation, we have finally come to the answer that

“Paedophilia = evil”

So there we have it. We all agree. Everyone who votes ‘red’ are paedophile, and I have explained it in scientific detail so PB will NOT get sued for libel.

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Has Argentina invaded the falklands again?

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I didn’t read your whole post, Ub, because I’m too lazy (let’s face it, I couldn’t even be arsed to read your entire name, I forgot it the second I pressed ‘reply’, so I’ll just say Ub, as I remember the first two letters of your name began with Ub.. I think)..

I’m still struggling with this “they were convicts and homeless people” nonsense

It doesnt really matter

Sorry !! But, yes, it does matter.

Homeless people choose to be homeless. And don’t say they don’t, because they do.

Take me, for example. A few years ago, I got an inheritance and was pretty well off. I was pretty damn well off! I spent all day, everyday for a few years simply going out into the city drinking, buying records, video games, coming home at night, posting crap on here then going to bed.

Then I got into debt after a while, and just met my dad for the first time, but he’s busy with a new son trying to get custody. So, with no mum, a dad I’d only JUST met but has no time & is busy in legal battle for his new son.. I was left alone.

That was only a few years ago. I chose to swallow my pride after a few months of sleeping on park benches, behind bushes cuddling up to a bottle of cider and waking up on friends sofas, I decided to sell everything I didn’t need, and I moved in with my grandparents.

I made a choice !!

Now, some liberal tosser will say “well erm not all homeless will have grandparents to simply move into” No, that’s true.

But are all homeless people friendless?

I was offered a spare room at my friends house, but, I refused it because I didn’t want to be a burden and felt bad. Hence in the end, swallowed pride .

Homeless people choose not to swallow their pride, and choose NOT to accept help, as they don’t want to be a burden.

So.. the point of it all. Who is to blame?

The homeless people? No !!
The homeless people’s family & friends? No !!

The government? Yes !!

It’s not the homeless person’s fault, no, but they still CHOOSE. Just like anyone else CHOOSES.

End of the day whether we’re housed or homeless, British or a criminal, educated or less-educated, abled or less-abled, human or communist, British or foreign, male or female, caring or heartless-bastard-New-Labour-Voter, taken or single, parent or childless… We make our own decisions and those decisions are, most often, not OUR fault, nor do we have much choice when we make them..

THe decisions forced upon us are done so by the government. So the point of this post is it’s the fault of THE GOVERNMENT.

Basically, this government is an evil, uncaring, heartless bastard metric-system-using, EU-loving communist government who thinks all working classed British people should be shipped off and used as slaves.

Well, I sing..

“Britons never, never, never shall be slaves !!”

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We have white slaves now?

Would I get into trouble if I said..

“I didn’t read one post of this thread, but saw the title and thought it’d be funny to say… ‘ What did we do? Roll a few Zulus around in flour?’… ?

Or would that be accptable? Please let me know before I actually publish that very question.

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@ubermik wrote:

I cant see why you cant brag about how much sausage you had in your gob today really

It’s illegal not to use metric. That’s why. But, I refuse to use metric.

People who use metric are evil paedophile rapist French communists. Which I am not.

p.s: I’m not being slanderous or libel for saying everyone who supports the EU turn up outside schools in yellow minis and offer 6 year old boys French sweets, dressed as Hitler, am I?

I don’t want to get the site into trouble or anything, y’know me. Responsible, reasonable, open-minded.

Legal explanation as to avoid PB & UK getting sued: (All Labour voters are paedophiles unless it’s libel then they aren’t paedophiles but are suspected liberal people with liberal views towards children and thus, should be liberally watched with liberal non-libelous suspicioun and nobody should trust their children with such liberal people)

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@chathostuk wrote:

Hi

Seeing as last year’s JC Eurovision commentary went down so well, I thought I would give it another bash this year.

Lets keep this thread updated over the evening with your comments and thoughts.

Less than an hour to go….

Can you feel the electric atmosphere, tension and excitement?!?

Dear Martin,

I know that you don’t really like the Eurovision song contest, as I know that you are not gay – Since when I tried bending you over a table and tried to bum you, you said “No! I am not gay! Do not bum me, please!”, and after I bummed you anyway, without permission, you said “Why did you bum me? I am not gay! Please do not bum me again!” Anyway, after bumming you a further 35252352 times, I finally decided that you may not actually be gay, despite famous JC rumours that you really are a raving homo. (Sources say PB started such rumours). (That’s a lie and I can prove it (I think) ….Ed)

So.. Anyway, I know you don’t really like ESC. As ESC is for gays. And you’ve proved you’re not gay after you still disliked getting bummed after the 3523523523th time.

Which means you’re just promoting the ESC just to get all the other gays of JC to start posting about the ESC to get the post count up, as it’s publicity. In which case, woohoo! Good idea! But, on the flip side, BOOO, you look well gay innit.

Love,
Anonymous

p.s: Great Britain isn’t in Europe thus shouldn’t be in the ESC – Which it isn’t. The UK is in the ESC, but the UK isn’t Great Britain so it’s a different country.

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@forumhostgm wrote:

you havn’t got the wotsits to defend yourself

Look PB! just get ya wotsits out for the girls and be done with it ok!

Not only the girls want his wotsits. *gets out the deep heat & sand with a big huge grin*

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@emma ‘I likeah the tasteh of kebabeh’lush wrote:

Thick.

PB maybe thick, but atleast he isn’t a butch lesbian, like BNP spokespeople !!

ps.. Did I get my Italian accent right, PB? I always get Italians mixed up with Albino anti-semite jews, for some reason !! :?

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@emmalush wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaPtm2xBm50

I thought the NF had passed away in our sleep.

Aren’t the NF just the BNP in different clothes? :?

I’m sure the BNP is just the NF, except instead of jackboots & flight jackets they wear suits.

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Has the girl been found yet? Which BNP MP is our current prime minister after Blair resigning? Am I allowed to say I ate 4oz of sausage today without getting arrested yet?

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