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Not a good idea having a swatsticka on the front of your hat during the first year of school, the teachers don’t find it as amusing as I did.
That’s well sick! I don’t marry goats, the sick f*ck, he should be hanged! I only fist them, w*nk them off and shag their faces!
I’d never go overboard and marry them like some sort of pervert!
Aslong as I get to w*nk off my goat undisturbed, I don’t care!
@sunshine1 wrote:
any meat better than no meat isnt it…..
You should know. You have a gobble at my meatless sausage. Wasn’t much meat, sure… But plenty of juice, huh? Enough to lather your face with, anyway! BOYAKA!
@forumhostpb wrote:
@smiley wrote:
Hey, being somewhat an expert of Italy, PB – I wonder what the best household pet would be to use in a Spaghetti Bolognaise? This being my favourite meal.I should imagine cats would be easier to mince, no?
You can pretty much mince up any old meat for a Bolognaise sauce Tommy. In the South of Italy they often use road kill – which can be dogs, cats, rabbits, foxes etc etc. The Italians are such piss poor drivers that if it moves on the roads … they will run it over. If it doesn’t move … they will drive into it.
Basically you simply take your freshly killed neighbour’s little doggy or pet pussy cat, rip the fur off it and stuff it through a mincer. Then cook the resulting mince in olive oil with tomatoes and herbs etc etc. Yummy.
It’s even more fun to invite the neighbour round for a meal …. but not tell them where the meat came from !!!
PB, thanks for your advice. I don’t have any olive oil in at the moment, I do have crisp & dry, though! :lol:
I’ve just been out all night hunting for local wildlife. I have, 6 badgers, 2 foxes, 15 hedgehogs, a deer & half a cat (don’t ask!).
I think I’m going to have my own ‘farmhouse grill’ for my sunday lunch, today. You are invited, of course.
Nice bit of deer steak, bit of fox bacon, some nice cat chunks, a bit of badger gammon, sausages made from hedgehogs, couple of eggs, some fried bread.. Traditional AND creative.
I don’t get why people are so squeemish about enjoying traditional British cuisine? We’ve been eating wildlife for hundreds of years. Better than yer processed cows, I’ll tell ya!
@sharongooner wrote:
@emmalush wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=13340&start=0
Shaza, fack off back to your own country you foreign fook :wink:
Shaza, do you believe in the English ruling England?
Yep……. to an extent. What would be the requirements? I cant bet you Im more British than any body else is cos I know my family tree and its more British than anythink you have ever sank your foot into…….. :wink:
I also know mine. And it pre-dates any Celtic foreigners! My bloodline goes about 10,000 years further down the line than any of yours!
@forumhostpb wrote:
Cats are not as good to casserole as dogs. That’s why the Koreans don’t eat them.
Mind you it is really difficult to spot the difference between cat meat and rabbit meat once it has been cooked.
I dunno, PB. I had BBQ’d cat ribs the other day in Chinese BBQ sauce, and it was a lot tastier than a dog’s ribs. The only problem with cats is they haven’t got as much meat on them as dogs, I think this is why myself and the Koreans prefer dogs. It lasts longer, and they’re easier to catch.
A cat will run away if a stranger tries to pet it. But, if you wave a milky bar in front of yer neighbour’s dog, then smash it over the head with a club – You have yourself a good resource of meat.
Hey, being somewhat an expert of Italy, PB – I wonder what the best household pet would be to use in a Spaghetti Bolognaise? This being my favourite meal.
I should imagine cats would be easier to mince, no?
I just thank our lord that it is guaranteed that the BNP will never rule this nation, and that the Tories will.
Me too. I love to stick a firework up their arse then set it off. I run down the street, looking upwards to see where it’s going to fall to see if I can catch it.
Good fun.
@forumhostpb wrote:
I suspect that EVERYBODY is scared of a BNP ”success” Emma. After all who on earth would want a bunch of losers like yer typical BNP candidate representing them on their Local Authority.
Thank God that there is absolutely no chance whatsoever of a BNP candidate being elected to Parliament.
Seconded. I raise my glass to that!
