@chathostuk wrote:
Bloody hell I went out and spent all my money, had unprotected sex and went on a crime spree. Now WW3 isn’t upon us, I have to admit I feel rather foolish.
If it makes you feel any better, my goat said you were the best he’s ever had! …And he said you’re the first person not to have used an industrial condom whilst giving him a good loving.
He wants to know if you feel like hooking up again at the next world war scare.