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Hehe :lol:
@geoff wrote:
Deciphered… Dus vis face look bovvered?
Exactly…but I’m not chavvy enough to come out with that..haha :lol:
Shurrup :P :lol:
*faints*
Wow M – didn’t think we’d have the pleasure of your company again.
How’s the family? :D
@pats wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
But would they really???
Try this on for size…..
They’d have arrived late because they had ”nothing to wear” and had to go to the shops to buy a new dress and then spent hours doing their make-up and washing their hair.
They would have got totally lost from trying to read the map upside down.
They’d have asked directions from this dishy bloke and just had to stop for a quick drink with him.
They’d have finally arrived late, half cut, and dishevelled, long after the important part of the proceedings were over.
They’d have got into an argument over breast or bottle feeding.
Nobody would have wanted to cuddle the baby or change its nappy in case it messed up their new clothse or smudged their make-up.
They’d have flirted with Joseph and fought amongst each other over which of them he fancied.
The whole thing would have ended up in a screaming drunken row and Joseph and all the other blokes would have gone off to the pub for some peace and quiet.dont forget the bit where they kiss n hug mary…then whisper to each other with raised eyebrows and knowing winks that it looks nothing like the father and is a good weight for a prem…………………… :-
…and then quietly b*tch in the corner about how much pregnancy weight Mary has put on :lol:
Yep, I got it – lotta shyte :roll:
Mine are all bought, but not wrapped yet.
Y’know Ugo – I’m getting the distinct impression that you and Bat aren’t exactly the best of friends….. :-k
@fastcars wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
Downloading Google Earth…..
gimme ur addresses so i can ave a look at your house.,… 8)
Sorry to dissapoint, but if thats the free version it was frozen in 2002 or something like that. My house dont exist, but I get some joy at looking at me mum and dads :lol:
I did wonder why my old red car was still parked outside my work instead of my new(ish) black one…. 8-[
Load of rubbish that – my area hasn’t been done :roll:
