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@dee wrote:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

:lol: :lol:

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PML – especially at number 4!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@*Dawny* wrote:

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@*Dawny* wrote:

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@*Dawny* wrote:

loads of clothes shoppin up at fort kinnaid :D

I was there as well on Sunday Dawny……’Next had a sale on, so I was looking for baby clothes.

Did you get any bargains?? :D :D

if u tell me u was in next from 2.45 till 3.30 im gonna scream

got loads of bargains chick, also had loads of sporty clothes in that sports shop thats closin down for next to nothin too

Dawny you’re not gonna believe this, so I have proof….. :)

I just looked up my receipt….check the time…. :shock:

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant believe it, fluckin ell mun. i should have rung u squishy girl i could have come an nicked opppps i mean hugged ur baby :D and u off course :D
dam im gutted now :(

Well, if you want, we can arrrange sometime to meet once the older kids are back at school???

But watch out…I will have a baby alarm attached so you can’t nick him :wink: :lol: :lol:

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Description from the BB website:

“Yeah! I’m so drunk! I’m so f****** pissed,” Kinga declared while rolling on the floor like the latter stages of a one-woman hen night. Then she began to loudly sing a song that lyrically seemed to be a list of female body parts and swearwords.

Makosi came in from the bedroom and sternly said: “It’s not alright, Derek your friend is f****** ill. I love you, but not when you’re singing and people are trying to sleep.”

Makosi stormed off and Craig and Anthony just laughed as Kinga carried on with a performance that would leave a touring rugby team aghast.

“You’d better keep it down,” Anthony suggested.

“F*** this, I’m a princess,” she replied somewhat the worse for wear.

She continued with her floor show, the highlights of which included farting, crawling across the dining table while growling, playing with her boobs, swearing, shouting, singing loudly and at one point riding the bin in a manner that a bin wouldn’t expect – even on its birthday.

Eventually, Makosi returned and led her out to the living room to give her a lecture.

“There’s no point making a fool of yourself, they’re laughing at you not with you,” she said.

“I’m trying to be responsible but I’m drunk,” Kinga slurred and then started crying.

“Imagine how children feel when they see you doing that?” Makosi stated. “By coming in here you’re a role model and 15 and 16-year-old girls are saying ‘I want to be like Kinga’ so think of that.”

Kinga giggled and staggered off in search of water.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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@Dirty.Davros wrote:

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Have you seen Science’s hair without the braids in??? :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Only a woman would say that. That’s cos I am one :roll:

And no i havent btw :D Then consider yourself lucky..it’s well scary! :shock:

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@*Dawny* wrote:

ok who did i miss out? :?

Your ‘favourite’….Kinga :wink: :lol: :lol:

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I wouldn’t worry Rainny. You won’t get black marked for that.

To amend it. log in and go to ‘My Account’

Then click on ‘Profile’

And under the ‘Account Information’ heading, click on postal address, and from there you can add new addresses and remove the wrong one.

:D :D :D

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You’re right Rainny…it is awful!!! :shock: :? :lol: :lol:

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Brilliant…there should be one like that in every High Street. :D :lol:

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