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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

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No one liked my Yogi Bear link I see :twisted:

You win some, you lose some! :wink:

So it seems! Did you check it out?

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@william_a_edge wrote:

A Real Dream

I imagined your picture,afore I went to bed,
Your eyes sparkling, your hair slightly red
Your lips look so tasty,your nose so cute,
I’m telling you lady, you sure are a beaut.

I dreamt of a picnic,under a willow
Suddenly I awoke with tears on my pillow,
What on earth could have made me cry,
You ran off ,but I did not know why.

I took chase and caught thee by a style,
We looked into each others eyes for a while,
“This is wrong” thy sweet lips said.
You walked away ,I bowed my head.

I took pursuit and caught thee again,
Suddenly the clouds burst,down came the rain,
Hand in hand we ran ,along soden track,
We came upon a deserted shack.

You were soaked ,I could see through skirt and blouse,
My emotions ,did this arouse,
I controlled myself ,able to resist,
Then thee took control and gave me a kiss.

The kiss lingered , oh so long
I tried to resist ,but our feelings were strong,
We removed our wet clothes, I lit a fire,
Then we caressed with passion and desire.

Thy flesh so smooth like silky lotion,
We moved together in telepathic motion,
Then exhausted we collapsed in a heap,
In each others arms we fell asleep.

As we lay a sleeping by an open fire,
Though it was wrong ,we forfilled our desire
Ill gotten fruit ,like peach’s and cream,
I woke up in my bed,twas but a dream

by William A Edge

fulfilled 8) :lol:

Sorry William it’s my job!

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@squeezy wrote:

Just read the intro to a story in this week’s Closer that really shocked and saddened me: :(

When paramedics found 20st Lorraine Robins, 39, she hadn’t moved from her sofa for four months. Her flesh had rotted and stuck to the cushions.

Tragically, her family claim they were too embarrassed to call a doctor.

While Lorraine didn’t move – even to go to the toilet – her mother Mary, 76, and brother Stuart, 46, did their utmost to ignore the maggots that swarmed her body. Unbelievably, they ate their meals and watched tv sitting on either side of Lorraine. Finally, the stench became so bad, Stuart retreated with his plate to an upstairs bedroom.

Stricken Lorraine developed such severe bedsores and wounds that her body welded to the sofa cushions.

Eventually she fell unconscious. When paramedics arrived, maggots were crawling out from holes in her skin.

She died in hospital four hours later from a heart attack brought on by her condition.

With his plate????

This reminds me of that film ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Are these people inbreds? Living amongst maggots ffs :?

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No one liked my Yogi Bear link I see :twisted:

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to my ears :D

‘Crazy’ by Narls Barkley 8)

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Sorry, I am ensconced here 8-[

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@squeezy wrote:

OMG – I just noticed I typed ‘Sucklike’ instead of ‘suchlike’ :oops: :lol:

One track mind :oops: :twisted:

:lol:

Isn’t that a Geordie saying for kissing?

Fancy a suck like? =P~

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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

@bassingbourne55 wrote:

… unlike the Charles Clarke prisoner release booboo.

That’s something else I have strong views about! :lol:

What!!! Releasing booboo?

See above :roll:

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@bassingbourne55 wrote:

Prescott is our deputy prime minister, though that is something of a courtesy title since Gordon Brown clearly takes precedence.

Politicians having affairs is a non-party matter since Labour, Conservatives, Lib Dems have all had examples. John Major and Edwina Curry had an affair, Paddy Ashdown admitted to having one, as did the late Robin Cook.

I don’t condone politicians or anyone else having secret affairs but these things happen.

It is not a resignation matter, unlike the Charles Clarke prisoner release booboo.

I know a song about boobooclick here and hit > :lol:

It goes on a bit mind!

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@forumhostpb wrote:

You’ve got to admit that the Diary Secretary wasn’t bad looking was she??? Do you suppose he ‘did’ her in the back of his Jag?

Don’t you mean ‘Jags’

This says it all for me…….

Recently, she spent time alone with her boss at his luxurious 215-acre country retreat in Dorneywood, Bucks.

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