[The Observer]

hame????

Hey stop pulling my poems to bits :twisted: :wink:

arts
farts
haste
paste

I just stuck plagiarists in coz Poshy (my match mate :) ) said I had poached it :twisted: She was of course, quite correct! Would I have wrote such nonsense? :lol:

[The Observer]

@james Belfast wrote:

Did you write that Pepper? If so, you should become JC’s Obituary Columnist. Should we have an Obituary thread???

We should dedicate one to MaryJ. Most of her threads die a quick death. :lol:

Didn’t someone more famous ‘Die This Day’ :-k

[The Observer]

Beatty, you are more miserable than me. :lol:

Did you try to work out the date from my formula? No-one seems bothered and I wonder why I bothered to impart some knowledge onto you philistines :twisted:

As a famous cobbler once said “That’s the last you’ll get off me”

[The Observer]

@gyps wrote:

I sponsored a white tiger for my mate recently Gal, she loved it!

What did the tiger have to do? If it was a walk (do tigers walk or do they stroll around nonchalantly in a ‘I am the king of the jungle’ kinda way?) and did you sponsor per mile or just a fixed payment? Personally I would never consider sponsoring a tiger. After watching Jungle Book I have a deep mistrust of them.

Back to Galaxy’s Quest…..You must have a budget first to work to or are you one of the ‘Rich Girls’ I have seen on tv? I thought 18 was the new 21 and therefore 21 was just another birthday. (Or am I just a miserable git!) Key of the door and all that stuff changed years ago. I know I am being no help here, but after years of trying to please women :wink: and failing miserably :( , I am not the one to advise you. Good luck.

[The Observer]

:lol: Very funny :roll: :twisted:

I try to write a poem
on the classic thread of arts
I struggle to find a theme
and then I think “Oh yes!! Hen’s farts”
I scribble down my thoughts
I admit mostly in haste
But like all good plagiarists
I end up doing copy and paste (egg….geddit)

[The Observer]

Hey don’t laugh, it’s no fun being an egg.

You only get laid once and takes ages to get hard :(

[The Observer]

Bloody Keyboard Worrier :twisted:

[The Observer]

You didn’t put your score up MaryJ

I expect it to be much lower than the generality of Justchat

[The Observer]

*cough*

[The Observer]

I haven’t been on here a while
and my pencils getting wetter
Mary poems are still shyte
and Owen’s aint much better

:)

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