[The Observer]

tired, time for bed……….boiiiiiiiiing!

[The Observer]

@poshy wrote:

Sisters

Sisters
Sisters
There were never such devoted sisters

Never had to have a chaperone “No, sir”
I’m there to keep my eye on her

Caring
Sharing
Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from Rome
She wore the dress and I stayed home

All kinds of weather
We stick together
The same in the rain or sun
Two diff’rent faces
But in tight places
We think and we act as one

Those who’ve
Seen us
Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up but no one can
Lord help the mister
Who comes between me and my sister
And Lord help the sister
Who comes between me and my man

:mrgreen:

8-[

Ahhhhh, isn’t White Christmas just the best ever Christmas movie. :D

[The Observer]

It never pays to keep a diary of events!

[The Observer]

Not Again!!!!

Hehe I’m in your midst again :)
Unfortunately I am pissed again :P
The toilet bowl I’ve missed again :oops:
A little Brahms and Liszt again :lol:
Will I get hugged and kissed again? [-o<
Or get shown that clenched fist again? 8-[
My charms, can she resist again? 8)
but I’ve been told to desist again :(
As she loves Jean Baptiste again :evil:
and my sebaceous cyst again :?:
has burst and well you get the jist again :-…
So a swift one off the wrist again :mrgreen:
but I might want you to assist again :wink:
I fear that it’s Scotch mist again :|
and I’ll end up as “dismissed again” :-({|=

[The Observer]

Well I read your reply with gusto as one would in these barren times, but I thought how boring to write about doughnuts at this time of night! How much more pleasurable to come back and see flying f@nnys.

See this date and time thing is paling into insignificance now. I haven’t solved your problem, but I am quite a distraction till an answer is forthcoming. Certainly better than saying “I can see it, ner ner ner” :)

[The Observer]

You are right…….Of course!

[The Observer]

You said “doughnut” originally :lol:

But that was zen and this is tao. :wink: I am sure I have heard that somewhere else. :-k

I don’t know why I am posting on the technical threads as I am no use whatsoever. I am quite good at lobbing darts at a board and adding and subtracting, but after that…..well. I am Bristowed :)

[The Observer]

It is St Paddy’s Day, so maybe it’s the trick of the Irish begorra.

You may have found yourself in a March 17th paradox, where you could be trapped forever with me and that other useless booger above.

We maybe no help, but are at least company!

[The Observer]

I wouldn’t bother if I were you, it will only depress you later. Why not ask for the whole thing to be removed and you can test your memory to the fullest. Fuzzy logic is all the rage these days and I am it’s chief advocate!

What about “Sometime last week/month/year, delete as appropriate”.

[The Observer]

Hehe I’m in your midst again
I fear that I am pissed again
The toilet bowl I’ve missed again
A little Brahms and Liszt again
I might have made a fist again
of getting one off the wrist again
but hopefully she wont resist again
if I show her my clenched fist again
oh bugger I need to desist again
She loves Jean Baptiste again
I hear you boo and hissed again
but you’re back on my short list again

better shyte? :)

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