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I thought you would never ask. I have been wanting help “Getting Off” for ages and I think you may just be the person I am looking for.

yours,

‘Quietly Confident’

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This thread seems to have been taken over by people with grandiose ideas above their station :roll:

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More Slush

There’s a kind of slush
all over the place tonight
all over the place
you can hear the sound of wellies on ice
You ken what I mean

Just the sound of hush
and no snaw in sight that’s right
There’s no poets left so I feel inclined
to read Mary’s shyte

So listen very carefully
Come closer now and you will see what I mean
It’s must be a dream

The only sound that you will hear
Is when she hollers in your ear I’d love you
Ta clear yer path fer once!!!

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A Slushy Poem

removed as it was a pile of shyte and not slush, my mistake! :lol:

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Is the pools still going? I thought the advent of the lottery had killed it off. It certainly isn’t the draw it once was that’s for sure.

Any 8 from 10 was the perm I used to use….never won a thing.

My father used to study the form and my uncle came up with a sure-fire system (I think he saw it in The Sun), he died last year still optimistic!

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irreverent posts :?

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@crazy chick wrote:

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ruby

you have missed out on fiendsreunited as told by Willliam Edge :lol:

James the hackey lackey has gone and spoilt it all :twisted:

ahhhh wondered why it had pooofed,,,, :?

thats a shame ,
he wasn’t hurtin any one ,
why dont peeps just go past his thread if they don’t like his writing , :roll:
my god the mans a pensioner. fgs !!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re just upset you didn’t get your bra strap twanged :wink:

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ruby

you have missed out on fiendsreunited as told by Willliam Edge :lol:

James the hackey lackey has gone and spoilt it all :twisted:

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You are a lackey….lackey in the humour stakes sirry irriot :lol:

Here was me looking forward to term 3. :(

William you’re an @rse :twisted: :lol:

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Shearer in his heyday was a fantastic striker and I cannot really add anymore than Pikey has already stated. He has always had a great first touch, tremendous shot and his heading ability is second to none. In my opinion the best British centre forward I have seen in the flesh or on tv clips.

Rooney is a different player and at times appears a one man team. Outstanding for his age and puts all others in the shade at Man U and is often let down by them. His display against Newcastle on Sunday should have been capped off with a hat-trick. I am hopeful that he is going to be the best player I have ever seen (including George Best) I always expect him to run out of steam each match, as I have never seen anyone cover so much ground!!!! He didn’t disappoint in the Euros so fingers crossed for June.

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