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I see only winners all round in this case. Publicity has thrust everyone concerned into the lime light and whether plagiarism can be proved or not (and I suspect not) more books are being sold as a result. Great timing ahead of the release of the film :)

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Mary, people these days just clear enough to get to THEIR 4×4 monster trucks parked at the end of THEIR drive. It is yet another example that typifies modern day madness of I’m alright Jack. The shopkeepers would only be expecting the little old ladies ( and you of course!) who don’t go to Tesco’s and as they are housebound because no-one has bothered to clear the paths, then they wont be doing much business. Far better to look out and laff at those trying to negotiate the slippery conditions to get the bairns sweeties for after school. You with your dodgy knee and back should have stopped in and complained to those who would listen on JC. I don’t know if there is anyone with any clout reading these boards, but I am sure they will be sympathetic to your plight.

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@pikey wrote:

I once got come in Susan Docherty’s hair. Not a huge mistake in of itself but she punched me in the nuts in swift retribution. :shock:

Well if you had taken the time to get to know her better, instead of wham bam thank you mam you would have found out that she in fact wears a wig and that come is a bugger to get out of synthetic materials. That is probably why she punched you in the nuts.

I have suggested that on her consent for sex form she adds the clause ‘any dry cleaning required on any article of clothing (inc hair pieces) caused by wayward splashes of bodily fluids not mopupable by tissue, shall be payable by offender to the offendee prior to buggering orf in the morning’

Other ladies please take note!

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Yes, Sunday didn’t disappoint.

Newcastle’s good run under the ‘new management’ was brought to a halt by a rampant Man Utd. Rooney who has been struggling for form recently was outstanding and should have got a deserved hat-trick. In the end it could have been a record defeat if they hadn’t had spurned all those chances.

Henry was also outstanding with two fantastic goals finishing in similar style to Rooney. (with aplomb)

All in all a great weekend for football…..Roll on the World Cup 8)

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:lol:

Gets Owen to flick William’s lugs and twang Poshy’s bra strap whilst capturing it all on video :lol:

Ahhhh halcyon days 8)

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@crazy chick wrote:

Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee,
Wipe the tear, crazy dear, from your eye-ee,
Tho’ it’s hard to part I know,
I’ll be tickled to death to go.
Don’t cry-ee, dont sigh-ee,
there’s a silver lining in the sky-ee,
Bonsoir, young thing, cheer-i-o, chin, chin,
Nah-poo, toodle-oo, Goodbye-ee.

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:lol: @ incarnations. I am still trying to imagine you covered in them :shock: :wink:

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I have a cousin twice removed
My poem I think could be improved

All I can say is mine is longer than yours :wink:

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Hi :lol:

I hope you aint heavy mind!

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Night Oil :wink:

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