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Chanson Innocentes: I

in Just-
spring when the world is mud-
luscious the little
lame balloonman

whistles far and wee

and eddieandbill come
running from marbles and
piracies and it’s
spring

when the world is puddle-wonderful

the queer
old balloonman whistles
far and wee
and bettyandisbel come dancing

from hop-scotch and jump-rope and

it’s
spring
and
the
goat-footed

balloonMan whistles
far
and
wee

.

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I’ve made many friends on JC.

And what’s more, current rates for assassination are really quite competitive.
I thoroughly recommend this option.

:D

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this one looks a bit ugly. I think she’s related to someone who’s really ugly.

If we all complain to the guides our lives can be a lot less stressful.

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Hi Anne Marie,

xx….x

I’m an extremely Unwaxed Lesbian who equally hates celtic, rangers, and cosy, although not necessarily in that order. David Attenborough saw the proposal from the BBC to film me in my raw state and promptly sacked his agents.

BUT !!!! ! . . . . . . . . . .
that leaves a whole lot of me that is dedicated to you, on a drizzly wednesday, over a soggy and rather undercooked kebab.

Now you may have to join a queue, as I hear Jen has confirmed her interest, but I’m not Welsh and therefore less likely to burn your house down.

:D

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@A.Groanup wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Us real men just know

Thank God.

Someone finally, despite all the overflowing and instantly forgettable excrement that abounds in this place ( typed by those who daily proclaim their pre-eminent qualifications to expel such detritus from their rear ends),

actually granted valuable seconds out of their life to post something sensible.

And said… in so few words!

exactly !

:lol:

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

Why is it that people think they can say whatever they please online… I mean they would not be so hurtful to people they hardly knew in real life would they?

A typical level of insult online is extremely refreshing Mrs T.
Meaningless, but refreshing. You may be one of Columbia’s chief clients, and quite frankly that is your business, but get this . . . . . . . . .

Verbal hurtfulness to real life people, particularly family and close friends, and especially progeny, is rewarding, character-building, and makes the trains run on time. Everybody ends up laughing and all are thus prepared for what they may encounter in life.

It’s a sad thing that your head was screwed on upside down.

I thoroughly recommend it, and have found that pulling faces at babies is the best place to start.
They love that sh.it !

:D

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We’ve never met, rubes, and for long may that continue.

O:)

I’ve always been a heartfelt fan of what the bass is doing. Not that Paul Siminon rock star poster crap you get deluded by, but by real bass sounds that
walk through your brain like a panther that hasn’t eaten lately.

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I predict that the planets will ALL move on awhiles, some slightly, and some slightly more than slightly. The ones that are in retrograde will be compared to that prince of denmark who could never quite make his mind up.

So take heed – are you finally ready to trim that outrageous marmolade coloured bush of yours – or is the impending remake of Planet of the Apes really that important ?

George Osborne will develop a nasal mole in the shape of a small pastelled breast. It will be in honour of his favourite Nanny from Eton, and he’ll call it foogsy quite a lot in the run up to the next Budget Speech.

Most will nod and wink at the implications for base rates, and the declining value of your hard-earned pound and what it means for your nearest and dearest.

Others will obsess about far more important things like S.Cowell, and K. Middleton, and for this their lives will be adorned with new, unutterable layers of meaning.

And god bless them.
I’ll keep posting as much crap as I can be bothered with.

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. . . . parallelled in line turds

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and post irrelevant, yet . . . .

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