[toybulldog]

Well that’s nice.

I could never have rampant sex without a quick post-coital post on some message board.
Even when copping a dubious feel behind the bike sheds as a callow youth dripping with acne…………………….. I’d still race to some window sill and drum my fingers irrelevantly.

It wasn’t my fault that the internet wasn’t invented, I was ahead of my time.

[toybulldog]

jaysus why are people so gullible ?

[toybulldog]

I must applaud your time and effort Sarge, but mainly your ambition for posting such extremely joycean pearls before the Nora Barnacles of twenty-first century chat. I guess they just don’t realise how extremely pre-orgasmic they’re supposed to feel after reading those words in the right circumstances.

Hell, I sound like a koont for even mentioning it.

But well played you gaily-bending personage anyway, and some of us appreciate it.
x

[toybulldog]

maybe it’s a long-standing family nostril problem, and that’s why he’s so defensive.

But then living in a state of denial hardly helps.

[toybulldog]

@thin ice wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

im doing this cus blonde asked me
i think she is my new best mate
she poped in my pm this eve to say
ere
you know the other night when susie and london male left and you said i bet they are off to cam
well the next day blonde tells me london comes in to the room and repeats all that is said after he left
he told blonde he has the chat emailed to him so he knows whats said
well thats a new one on me
can that be done
or does he just pop back in under a dif name to see it for himself

either way
sounds a tad paranoid to me :?

Christ.
You really need to get a life.

Try and take a detached view of your posts lately . . . . . and then smell the roses.

how is that lovely girl of yours bull brain

You’re killing this place Thin.

Guess that’s why you dominate the opposition on other sites when they run polls on ‘Who’s the Biggest Wan*er ‘ and ‘Most Boring Poster’ . . . . .

like I said, you really need to smell the roses.

[toybulldog]

@thin ice wrote:

im doing this cus blonde asked me
i think she is my new best mate
she poped in my pm this eve to say
ere
you know the other night when susie and london male left and you said i bet they are off to cam
well the next day blonde tells me london comes in to the room and repeats all that is said after he left
he told blonde he has the chat emailed to him so he knows whats said
well thats a new one on me
can that be done
or does he just pop back in under a dif name to see it for himself

either way
sounds a tad paranoid to me :?

Christ.
You really need to get a life.

Try and take a detached view of your posts lately . . . . . and then smell the roses.

[toybulldog]

Back to thread, my daughter has been trying to find a Saturday job for ages now.

I can only say to her Fight For It.
Obviously computers are part of the process but shoe leather is far more important. I could apply for a thousand jobs tomorrow without even getting out of bed, while every employer is looking for one who stands out from the crowd.

If she asks one single question about a prospective firm then she places herself in the top 5% of applicants immediately. So don’t just sit there in front of a screen waiting for replies from businesses who already get enough non-essential spam e-mails . They say come back in four weeks ? Then go back in two. The competition isn’t really that strong. The more responsibility they take for their own actions then the luckier they’ll get and the better off they’ll be in the long run.

It is difficult for youngsters to put themselves forwards like this, but how can we profess love for our children and yet not educate them in such important life skills ?

[toybulldog]

oh he’s dead alright.
DNA analysis concludes that it was shot right out of his left eye.

Probably had been for the last 5 years considering the recent lack of Al Jazeera videos, and his own renal failure / dialysis problems. America’s president authorised the assassination of a very old man, and what’s more, watched it on TV with a tub of popcorn.

But where’s the death certificate Obama ?
:D

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

Sounds expensive and time exhaustive Toy, so why not simplify it?

Go to an employment agency… register the job with them with all your requirements and tell them you want 5 candidates to choose from that fit the bill. Interview them on their premises, let them take out references on your behalf.

The cost of this service… 10% of the commencing annual salary with a full refund if the candidate leaves your employment in the first 4 weeks and a sliding scale refund up to 16 weeks employment…. impressive huh…. see Mr Meldrew there is a solution to every problem…. ooooops sorry got the name wrong :D :D :D

Simple solutions from simple people.
Why spend 80 quid when you can pay £1500-2000 with doubtful fringe benefits.

If we were a group of demented baboons randomly setting fire to banknotes, then rest assured – your suggestion would be accepted with alacrity.

You seem ideally suited to the public sector.

[toybulldog]

:D

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