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Shoes :D i couldnt resist em
What happens between two consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes is their business and nobody elses. If it doesn’t have a direct impact on you, what’s the problem?
Agrees entirely with this statement… each to their own is my motto
@jen_jen wrote:
Blimey, that was a family-size pork pie…did you eat the rest? :lol:
errrr yes… with a large dollop of bransons
Mr V and I worked together for almost a year before he was dared to ask me out for a bet…. he was only 18 bless him, we were the only 2 singletons there at the time… the rest is history :) been together 26 years married for 23. He proposed on Christmas day with a ring he’d picked out himself and a rose his mum had bought for him to give me… he even asked my dads permission….. lol how times have changed…. my daughter still complains about not being a bridesmaid at our wedding…. she was a mere twinkle in his eye at the time
@james54 wrote:
Its always the same
Whip it out and they say, see ya, off home now, and they are laughing.
What is that all about?
Oi VELVET At least leave the pork pie
Men… never flippin happy :roll:
@james54 wrote:
That’s handy, a girl by a factory pork pie shop.
Checks…………clogs, pork pie (velvet to provide), do it yourself tattoo kit, two pints of mackeson and some lard. I know how to show a girl a good time. Oh, nearly forgot the Debenhams credit card, like to flash a bit of class, lets hope she doesn’t check the expiry date and if her eyesight is good I will have to pretend its in my maiden name.
Absolutely laughing my chops off you nutter……. at least i can now toddle off home smiling……. lard lol… can we not have bread and dripping :)
@james54 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
@james54 wrote:
Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.
No mustard or piccalili then?
Southerners step over the boundary of kinkiness to perversion.
Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.
James
Errrr I am north :lol: and not far from the Pork Pie factory
@james54 wrote:
Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.
Last time i looked they did not sell Pork Pies in Ann Summers :? The mind boggles
@jen_jen wrote:
ooooh @ Velvet rolling those eyes :lol:
Lol Jen i love to watch you 2 dancing round each other… it makes me smile… innocent as im sure it is… but non the less touching…..
Oi and James…………. I have very very very long legs and a smoky voice (mariella fostropp im told) ask Mr V i’m sure he’ll confirm it :D
