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Confuddled

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FUBAR

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My thoughts on relationships:

Hmmm have them with Pets, they love you unconditionally as long as you feed em and scratch em behind the ears, anything else is just way too complicated, painful and expensive and distinctly lacking in any form of reward :)

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@pete wrote:

I dont do emotion

Me neither…. gave it up for Lent

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@pete wrote:

One out of six aint bad :?

Don’t mean to be picky but there is 7 :roll:

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@sarah_1 wrote:

Bliddy shame eh ? Mr Darcy …. hmmm well I wouldn’t kick him out. Would you? :lol: :wink:

Yeah….. snooty, aloof, arrogant handsome pillock with an attitude and refuses to show his emotions… just my type of bloke :shock:

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@woohoo wrote:

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Jeeeeez now i know where i’ve been going wrong all these years…….. wiggling my backside in front of the telly and pouting whilst i whisper ” come get me sugar” before mincing provocativley up the stairs and laying across the bed wearing just a smile must have destroyed his mojo…….

Better get myself some face cream, curlers and a wincyette nightie :shock: ooo and grow myself a rather large lady garden

Sounds like you’re quoting some lines from Pride And Predujice, or something.. :lol:

I actually watched Pride and Prejudice at the weekend and oddly no one got their kit off :shock:

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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us,
we’d all be millionaires

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shorn

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@pete wrote:

Ah the old conspiracy theories

if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then its almost certainly a duck

Looks at siggy and thinks…. Is it just me or is that not a chicken….. now gazing round aimlessy looking for a duck :roll:

As for the other posts on this thread…… reminds me of a guy that stands in the market place here on a soapbox and in the main is ignored, you’re entitled to your opinion Gaz, just chill out when others don’t agree with you

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