All i could afford, didn’t fancy shelling out for an expensive slap-up-meal.. T’was a cracking lil meal as it goes!! (gets egg carton from fridge) .. Erm,.. I feel beaten..
At about ten o cluck – lol, i fancied something tweet.. lol.. I was hungry, what d’you eggs-pecked!! The sun was shining – i was roasting.. I went to KFC – i ate the lot.. I went for the breast – and then the leg.. And when i finished i put my bone into the greasy box! And that is the end of my chicken innuendo story..