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Jonah And Ernie.. (Better stop there).. :lol:

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That man holding a brush looks a bit creepy.. Wonder who’s uncle he is.. :lol:

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Cogs..

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I’m Terry The Tortoise..

(Oh F u c K It).. :lol:

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I’m Harry The Hamster – The Family Pet..
Ma Lady Once Used Me To Make Herself Wet.
I’m Going Through Heartache, Don’t Know What To Do..
When Masters Annoyed, I’m Hit With A Shoe.
They’ve Microwaved Me Twice, I’ve been placed In A Blender..
They Spin Me Around, Man My Body’s So Tender..
I’m Stuck In A Cage – It Gets Boring Indeed..
Until Master Blows In Lots Of Smoke From His Weed..
But What I Go Through Is Just Pure Abuse –
I’ve Tried Crying Out, But Then Hey What’s The Use..
I’m A PlayThing – A Fur-Ball – Oh I Long To Be Free..
In Hamster Lands Where I Know I Should Really Be.
They’ve Shaved Me – They’ve Sprayed Me – They’ve Thrown Me At Walls..
Just Wait Til I’m Bigger, Yep I’ll Bite Masters Ba lls..
If Anyone Reads This – Then Don’t Let Me Suffer..
Don’t Let Them Use Me For Fun Or A Buffer..

I’m Harry The Hamster – I Bid You Farewell..
Please Save Me Please Save Me – And Make Me All Well..

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@kent f OBE wrote:

Still looking at my spot! Seems to look bigger everytime I look in the mirror :lol:

I can’t be as sed this time lol.. :lol:

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Should have just looked at the deliveries Jen.. :lol:

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It’s ok – I’ve always been careful around uncle Jonah.. Thanks to Charlie.. One day Jonah asked me to go for a ride, but Charlie said Meow Meow Meow, and it was oh so clear that i was not meant to go for that ride.. :lol:

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