Thank you Laney xxx  I will try them online, save me trying to fit one over me clothes in asda whilst still in the little hanger (am I the only person who has ever done this???) lol.  Sometimes I think its better when I don’t know how large me bits are.  I am able to squish into a 38 C and I am considering ignoring silly bras for women with no boobies shops assessment that I am a 40 G.  You are right some of the bras are horrid, great huge granny ones (I am a granny though pml, don’t want a bra like one though lol)  I hope they can lift them off the floor whilst making them look nice.  Or, I could stop using cream in my curries and stews, not have wine or vodka and diet coke and lose some bloody weight.  I was on the no carb diet at home and was doing well, but as soon as I came  back to London for a week  I’m back on the macdonalds chips and kfc chicken.  Last night I shovelled in large fries whilst I waited at the bus stop with me mums shopping, I nearly ate the cardboard container it was in too.  A few years ago I lost 5 stone and when I’m at home I often don’t eat much, something about London seems to bring out the greedy bastard in me.  I either eat too much or eat bugger all.  I’m going home today and will go straight back on me diet.  Boobs are always the last thing to go anyways, if my legs get any slimmer I will definitely start falling on my face  (more often).  I have no idea how they manage to hold my fat barrel body up.  I am a freak of nature.