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    HI,i was just wondering what the chances were of meeting a jc user in real life are?
    now I don’t mean pre scheduled meets,dates,or even funny enough “meets”
    I mean just bumping into somebody perchance(to dream) has it happened to you?,it has to me,and heres how.
    sometimes when I have no computer I can often be found hanging around my local library,hoping to grab an hour(that’s all you get ) on the various sites that I use,its a real push and rush job to fit it all in,wade through all the bullshyte posts
    yeh,yeh,yeh,wotever
    read some good uns
    a quick sneaky thread/post,sniggering to myself,actually really lol,people looking at you as if they are thinking omg!,why does the nutter in the library always sit next to me.
    anyway I digress
    what happened was”…………….
    its like you get a ticket ok,and the Libran will say right you are on comp 5 at half two etc
    so I don’t know why,you cant help it,but you do tend to sit behind the person you will be taking over from,thinking hurry up you %%%%
    its a bit like the old days when you used to wait outside phone boxes for ages and your heart sank when you heard them say “im just putting my last pound in grrrr.
    so there I am waiting in the library
    and lo and behold this person is logged into jc chat,im like whoah
    im reading it over his shoulder,surreptitiously of cours,a bit like when you are pretending you aren’t looking at a persons pin number when they are drunk.
    getting money out of the wall,saying the beers are all on me :lol:
    so
    oh may I do this as a part 2
    my dog wants taking out,i can tell hes got his lead in his mouth hinting
    bbl.

    #525170

    Can we all bear the suspense??

    Was it —- Coathanger????

    So are you going to bang her for Britain or take him out to a pub or take it out for kids to ride on its back over Blackpool sands??

    #525171

    any one that meets you rogue is a very lucky woman x

    #525172

    All the ones I’ve met were prearranged though non of your group meets like I’d think the odds pretty long of.a.chance meet. Were they a guest?

    #525173

    hey c cheers this is all for you babes xxx
    whell ok sorry I got a bit carried away there,so where was I?oh yeh the geezer im waiting for to get off the deck nay my deck,its my time man,ive ordered my hour,is giving long lasting glances to the computer,with his byes,bbls,take cares etc im thinking I hope its not flying kiwi I be here for the next 6 hours.seim pondering ways to throw this barstard out of the fckn window,how dare he step into my time?,but I don’t of course,instead I say sorry I couldn’t help noticing that you were on one of those chat site thingymebobbys
    heres roughly how the convo went after id said that
    pssst I didn’t want him to know it was me ok
    me”so are they free these chat sites you go on?
    him,”how do you know ive been in a chatroom(all fat and typical belligerent attitude like)
    me”er nothing I just was sort of watching soz,are they free?
    because ive heard some chat rooms charge you an arm and a leg”
    he replied to me in a supercilious somewhat sneering tone he reminded me of two ton ted from teddington who drove the bakers van,you know him who killed ernie(milkys dad)
    he said
    “oh don’t be silly of course its free martin pays for it all to keep the minions amused”
    me”martin who? youre just making names up aren’t you now?
    him,”no ive actually met him” he spurted and ejaculated in unison

    part 3 to follow.

    #525174

    Sherlock Holmes ejaculated quite a bit I understand

    #525175

    as did the famous 5,esp julians brother
    now what was his name again,er,,,,,

    #525176

    Isnt it now the 2nd of June, where the fcuk is part 3 ????????????

    #525177

    Bless ya tonedeaf, if your waiting on Cosy to come back with part 3, dont hold your breath.

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