Today at 9.45am East Anglian resident Sally namewitheld was arrested after lobbing her mattress topper out of her window.
Police were called after the 45 year old woman was found hanging out of her window having counteracted the safety locks and screaming ‘THIS FCKING MATTRESS TOPPER WONT STAY IN ONE PLACE AND IM WAKING UP EVERY NIGHT OVER THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM’
Thing is about neighbours is that they don’t like recriminations. For instance….if you won a million pounds on the lottery, every neighbour in your street would be your new best friend. How-ever….if you deal in drugs or crime etc then the funny thing is that your neighbours never saw or heard a thing….funny how life works like that innit?