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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare
What is gross stupidity 144 men in one room
a doctor asks a man for a stool sample a blood sample a semen sample and a urine sample his wife replies just give him your underwear
why are men like laxatives they can irritate the sh1t out of you
@eva licious wrote:
in light of some opinions in my other thread that us girlies are firing too many jokes at the male chatter’s, this thread should give the fella’s a equal opportunity to fire some jokes our way, us girls are toughies and can surely take it so boys n girls if u have a joke post em see who can win the battle of the sexes joke war come on girls help me win this war.xx dedicated to masterplan x
Haha! Well I have to say there’s some very funny jokes on both sides.
Certainly a good read. Keep it up!Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don’t like to interrupt her.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don’t work.Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attractQ How do you get a man to stop wanting se x
A marry himI don’t understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
That shows a lack of ambition to me.
Which is why men are better.
Women’s Problems
– MEN tal illness
– MEN strual cramps
– MEN tal breakdown
– MEN opause
– GUY necologist
– And when we have real trouble, it’s a…..HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?People say that I’m sexist.
Of course I’m not, sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directionsSuper-woman hasn’t actually got a cape.. She just turned her apron around.
What’s long and hard and makes women groan?
An Ironing Board.If women ran the world, there wouldn’t be any wars, but there would be entire nations that wouldn’t speak to each other.
Car ad: “One lady owner.”
Translation: The clutch is fùckedTop 10 Things Men Know About Women
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