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    Sorry but this seemed the best place to share this image…just don’t ask me how I found it! :lol:

    I understand the knitting pattern includes an extra-long scarf…

    #462680

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Sorry but this seemed the best place to share this image…just don’t ask me how I found it! :lol:

    I understand the knitting pattern includes an extra-long scarf…

    It does Jen , yes ! and my goodness it took me ages to knit i can tell you ! :wink:

    #462681

    I think you dropped a stitch at the back Annette but don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone :lol:

    #462682

    @jen_jen wrote:

    I think you dropped a stitch at the back Annette but don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone :lol:

    Tut ! Trust You to notice ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #462683

    @yogi1 wrote:

    This thread shouldn’t even exist. Not because it’s juvenile and ridiculous (although it is) but because it’s a total misrepresentation. It was written BEFORE I set the record straight. I successfully countered the unfortunate fallout of the asphyxiation scandal (to which this thread alludes to) two or three days later. I did this primarily by demonstrating what’s already a well known fact, that the difference between limp status and erect status can be quite significant (not to mention that things like cold climate only effect a limp one) What was on display then was a very healthy slab of erect manhood, a genuinely shining tower of sexual potency. Not only was it not small, it was in fact considerably larger than average (though admittedly not massive) But conveniently for some of the sorrier elements in here, they prefer to omit that and focus on the condition of a softy on a cold day, as if that’s what actually matters when it comes down to business in the sack. To insinuate that someone with my kind of endowment is somehow small shows a total divorce from reality. It is pure fantasy and it’s getting a bit tiresome as well.

    Fking Idiots.

    Well …. I understood the last line of that :roll:

    I do wish we had a Yawning emote on here at times.

    :wink:

    #462684


    I saved this a while back, I knew it would come in handy.

    Yogi sweetie, get over yourself, no-one gives two hoots how big or small your family jewels are regardless of the weather or the state of play.

    Didn’t you know it’s not what you’ve got but what you do with it that counts? Of course you’ll have to find a woman that meets up to your impossibly high standards first – now THAT is pure fantasy.

    #462685

    @yogi1 wrote:

    This thread shouldn’t even exist. Not because it’s juvenile and ridiculous (although it is) but because it’s a total misrepresentation. It was written BEFORE I set the record straight. I successfully countered the unfortunate fallout of the asphyxiation scandal (to which this thread alludes to) two or three days later. I did this primarily by demonstrating what’s already a well known fact, that the difference between limp status and erect status can be quite significant (not to mention that things like cold climate only effect a limp one) What was on display then was a very healthy slab of erect manhood, a genuinely shining tower of sexual potency. Not only was it not small, it was in fact considerably larger than average (though admittedly not massive) But conveniently for some of the sorrier elements in here, they prefer to omit that and focus on the condition of a softy on a cold day, as if that’s what actually matters when it comes down to business in the sack. To insinuate that someone with my kind of endowment is somehow small shows a total divorce from reality. It is pure fantasy and it’s getting a bit tiresome as well.

    Fking Idiots.

    LMAO even the pics you put up didnt show you in a good light. awwwww YOGI thats NOT big, bless ya in fact your under average even when hard !!!!

    #462686

    Also on the ONE word thread – Sassy put up her word and you replied with this

    @yogi1 wrote:

    Skanky
    Slut
    Harlot
    Slaphound (arguably two words, granted)

    Just pick any one from the above and it’s virtually synonymous with Aussie Sassy. A few months ago she confided in me that she had had between 20 and 25 internet relationships since 2005. Some of these she said were quasi serious, others she described as “real intense” and claimed that the prospect for marriage was high. Still others she said were simply to “get me through the night” which i took to mean that these men were used as a masturbatory supplement when her much maligned personal dil.do and vast array of romance novels just weren’t cutting it. I found this shameful, treacherous, blatantly absurd, but I admit I was moved a tad when she lamented that her weird dependency on cyber men basically evolves from the fact that no one in her native Australia, in her locality, looks at her sexually. Thus she’s in the peculiar position of being an innate slut without the clientele.

    Little wonder then that I did not take it very seriously when she has occasionally pmed telling me I’m the only one. Chatters such as Archi, Geoff, and Davids511 have reported similar encounters.

    On the plus side, as it is beyond dispute that she is a silly ho, at least her contribution to this thread has the ring of honesty.

    Stop trying to defend yourself, if you pick on someone of course their going to reply. Fùcking dope.

    #462687

    @yogi1 wrote:

    This thread shouldn’t even exist. Not because it’s juvenile and ridiculous (although it is) but because it’s a total misrepresentation. It was written BEFORE I set the record straight. I successfully countered the unfortunate fallout of the asphyxiation scandal (to which this thread alludes to) two or three days later. I did this primarily by demonstrating what’s already a well known fact, that the difference between limp status and erect status can be quite significant (not to mention that things like cold climate only effect a limp one) What was on display then was a very healthy slab of erect manhood, a genuinely shining tower of sexual potency. Not only was it not small, it was in fact considerably larger than average (though admittedly not massive) But conveniently for some of the sorrier elements in here, they prefer to omit that and focus on the condition of a softy on a cold day, as if that’s what actually matters when it comes down to business in the sack. To insinuate that someone with my kind of endowment is somehow small shows a total divorce from reality. It is pure fantasy and it’s getting a bit tiresome as well.

    Fking Idiots.

    haha calm down little boy, maybe you should wrap your mums scarf around your wee lad rather than your neck before taking pictures next time.

    #462688

    …and Yogi, you have to work on your flirtatious emails :wink:

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