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    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find
    for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
    unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
    two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no,
    they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
    Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

    So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just
    couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good
    day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

    My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of



    Very Interesting wonder where ole Susie is now, hope she’s keeping them knickers up ;-)

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