girls like guys who…

but I don’t like footie..hate it in fact

and that is bad news for me on the girl likes –

coz you can rule me out on #1-3, 9-10..

5/5 ok??

I once had a g/f who strongly objected because I was reading a book; this meant I wasn’t paying attention to her. I immediately thought uh-oh! Not good news for a long-term relationship…

I n2think my reply is on a similar vein to the ops thread
what happened was this, a few years back I was getting ready to go to the dentists and that stupid this morning programme was on,which I never watch or any other shows of that ilk
but I was killing time and they were doing a survey
the topic was
what do women find most attractive about men
so being the nosy cosy I am I had to stay and wait for the answer
you know what those shows are like they had about 3 breaks for the ads
thus making me late for the dentists
but I got the answer then legged it to the dentists
receptionist growls “youre late”
me,”er yeh what it is I was er yknow like erm
her”oh shut up waffling somebodys taken your place but you can go next now go and sit down suitably admonished I started idly flicking thru those boring mags
and lo and behold
there was a survey in a mag,yup you’ve guessed it
what do women find,,you know the rest
im thinking ooh wonder if its the same answer what was on the telly
and yes it was,the strange thing is the answer on both surveys it wasn’t a close run thing or neck and neck,this answer won by a landslide both times
anybody know what it was?
tell me,there maybe a prize.

1. can do things with his hands.

Depending on where those hands are and what they’re ‘doing’

2. can tell a good naughty joke without making her feel cheap or dirty

And can laugh when a filthier one is told in return

3. wears good shoes.

Provided those shoes do not have heels.

4. can open a door for her without making a big show and dance about it

Provided it is not the door in a moving vehicle

5. knows his limitations and isn’t afraid to confront them or try to conquer them

Or have them expressly pointed out

6. knows how to placate a crying baby

I couldn’t give a monkeys. If there’s a crying baby in the vicinity, I’m off to the pub

7. doesn’t say to the shop assistant: ‘she’s about your size and probably likes what
you’d choose. (He should know your size and your taste.)

Unless the shop assistant is a sexy size 12 with exquisitely expensive taste

8. Doesn’t try to order for you in a restaurant

Unless it’s to insist on that pudding that you really DO want

9. Is still able to surprise her

Mentally, physically and emotionally … but surprise in a good way

10. Feels very special because, despite his limitations, you still think he’s rather great.

Of course you feel special … we’re fabulous!

ignore my post all you like
but it wasn’t shoes
altho to be fair shoes did make the top ten

Well reminded.

Girls like guys who …

Make masculine displays of pique.