25 December, 2021 at 12:06 pm #1143088
Roz kidnap me !!
I was stalking that nice fat postman with the wooden leg on Christmas Eve when I felt bang on the back of me head
And woke up Roz’s in remote Irish cottage
She cooking turkey with tayto cheese and onion stuffing
She made a barrel of whiskey eggnog and put me on a drip
Roz is making me watch all 5 seasons of Killinaskully
And she dress me up in knit wear, MENS KNIT WEAR !!!
I look like woolly rainbow ‘s vomit. (Loving the itchy woolly thong )
Call the Police !! Call the SAS !! CALL MY MUM !!!26 December, 2021 at 12:51 pm #1143125
Pffppfffp fmmmffpppmfmmffpppmfm mfffmm mfmmppfmpfmpmffpppmfm fppppfpfffmmfmp26 December, 2021 at 10:26 pm #1143129
you make me sound like the character in steven kings book misery :)
😂😘26 December, 2021 at 11:26 pm #1143132
interesting 🤣🏴27 December, 2021 at 3:58 pm #1143135
I’ve escaped after chewing thru Roz’s old corset straight jacket while she was watching the Boxing Day sheep racing on telly
Now all I have to do is work out where I am. Google maps is saying:
“Níl mé ag insint duit Dick ceann”
Now all I need is a boat to get me across the boarder
And maybe another corset keep me going
- This reply was modified 6 months ago by Mr Fishy.
1 member liked this post.28 December, 2021 at 6:30 pm #1143140
Have not been able to come in for few days. Blank. Hey, have I been naughty?29 December, 2021 at 11:38 am #1143142
yes Linda you were very naughty smuggling drugs n whisky into prison for milky can you not see that is why you were locked up for a few days 🏴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴30 December, 2021 at 8:23 pm #1143150
hahaha @ dick ceann