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Roz kidnap me !!
I was stalking that nice fat postman with the wooden leg on Christmas Eve when I felt bang on the back of me head
And woke up Roz’s in remote Irish cottage
She cooking turkey with tayto cheese and onion stuffing
She made a barrel of whiskey eggnog and put me on a drip
Roz is making me watch all 5 seasons of Killinaskully
And she dress me up in knit wear, MENS KNIT WEAR !!!
I look like woolly rainbow ‘s vomit. (Loving the itchy woolly thong
)Call the Police !! Call the SAS !! CALL MY MUM !!!
Mfpmpppmfpfm
Pffppfffp fmmmffpppmfmmffpppmfm mfffmm mfmmppfmpfmpmffpppmfm fppppfpfffmmfmpyou make me sound like the character in steven kings book misery :)
😂😘
interesting 🤣🏴
I’ve escaped after chewing thru Roz’s old corset straight jacket while she was watching the Boxing Day sheep racing on telly
Now all I have to do is work out where I am. Google maps is saying:
“Níl mé ag insint duit Dick ceann”
Now all I need is a boat to get me across the boarder
And maybe another corset keep me going
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This reply was modified 2 years, 7 months ago by
Mr Fishy.
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Have not been able to come in for few days. Blank. Hey, have I been naughty?
yes Linda you were very naughty smuggling drugs n whisky into prison for milky can you not see that is why you were locked up for a few days 🏴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴
hahaha @ dick ceann
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