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    Roz  kidnap me !!

    I was stalking that nice fat postman with the wooden leg on Christmas Eve when I felt bang on the back of me head  :scratch:

    And woke up Roz’s in remote Irish cottage  :wacko:

    She cooking turkey with tayto cheese and onion stuffing  :unsure:

    She made a barrel of whiskey eggnog  and put me on a drip  :cry:  

    Roz is making me watch all 5 seasons of Killinaskully   :cry:

    And she dress me up in  knit wear, MENS KNIT WEAR !!!

    I look like woolly rainbow ‘s vomit.  (Loving the itchy woolly thong  :yes: )

    Call the Police !!  Call the SAS !!  CALL MY MUM !!!

     

     

    #1143125

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    #1143129

    you make me sound like the character in steven kings book misery :)

    😂😘

    #1143132

    interesting 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    #1143135
    
    

    I’ve escaped after chewing thru Roz’s old corset straight jacket while she was watching the Boxing Day sheep racing on telly  :yahoo:

    Now all I have to do is work out where I am. Google maps is saying:

    “Níl mé ag insint duit Dick ceann”  :scratch:

    Now all I need is a boat to get me across the boarder  :good:

    And maybe another corset keep me going ;-)

     
    
    
    • This reply was modified 6 months ago by  Mr Fishy.
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    #1143140

    Have not been able to come in for few days. Blank. Hey, have I been naughty?

    #1143142

    yes Linda you were very naughty smuggling drugs n whisky into prison for milky can you not see that is why you were locked up for a few days 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

     

    #1143150

    hahaha @ dick ceann

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