Holes

I really like this.

A woman in her mid 40’s had just been in a horrific car crash and died. When she finally got to heaven, she met St. Peter who then filled her in on the secretes of heaven. In the middle of the conversation, the woman heard a violent scream.
“Oh my goodness what was that,” she asked?
“Well my darling that was someone getting holes drilled in their back for their wings,” St. Peter responded.
The woman considers the amount of pain this must cause, but in the end decides it is a reasonable price to pay for eternity in heaven. The two continue their conversation for about another five minutes when the woman hears and even more violent scream than the first one.
“ What is it this time,” the woman asked again?
“ That was someone getting a hole drilled in the back of their head for their halo,” he answered.
The women sat and consider this once again but this time decided that it was not worth the eternity in heaven.
“ What happens if I don’t want to go to heaven,” she asked?
“ Oh trust me, you do not want to go to the other place because you will be raped and sodomized,” St. Peter warned her.
“ That’s ok,” the women replied,“ I’ve already got the holes for that.”