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yanno when somebody says to me,”i dont tell lies me” im like anybody who says they arent a liar prob is
its like ppl saying im not a gossip… but
or im not being funny …but
we all tell lies but why lets try to analyse this
now then lets have a look at expressions of lying
born liar, so do babies come dancing out the womb thinking im gonna be a right lying bastard for the rest of my life
nothey dont its a fact that kids 6 years or younger are incapable of telling lies
its an alien concept to them
films
billy liar
tom hanks liar
my god could you imagine if we all told the truth itd be carnage
does my bum look big in this,er yes it does actually
a good liar,excellent filmstarring helen mirren and whats his name full of twists and turns well worth
a watch
a white lie.whats that about just sugar coating the truth?
you are lying thru yer back teeth,er surely id lie thru my front
you bare faced liar,,so beardy blokes dont tell lies then?
you cudnt lie for shitt,,glad i cant tbh
to be a good liar you have to have a good memory,,,,and you are who?
you lie thru your teeth you,,,er well where doyou want me tolie fromthen my arse?
songs
oh loads
you cant hide your lying eyes ,fleetwood mac eulogise and rejoice singing about tell me lies sweet little lies
sayings
let sleeping dogs lie
ok i pass on that
same as youve made your bed lie in it
okim running out of ideas now but if youve got anymorelying things
please post dont make me a tracy and get no replies
i love you all
and im not lying xxx
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ps whos this tom pepper geezer?
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what i despise about liars is the fact they think i am a liar too.
it is like judges, they make out they never lie and use the fact you lied against you.
flucking hypocrites.
oh and what i do like about liars is the fact they say i am crap in bed when i dump their sorry arrises
we still mates jols
er dunno about mates but lets see eh
re being crap in bed
thats no concern to me,cos im that great in bed even my nxt door neighbours light up a cig when im done*(paper thin walls)
and they dont even smoke,
jols you know when you were flirting with erm u know who yesterday…..how did the pms go after that……… .
oh and good morning MY FRIEND
Where the hell have you been Buddha?
Technically, is it possible to miss the interactions of a big yella thingy?
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i know where hes been,but im not saying
you might think im telling lies
re are we mates
ok then yeh but i need you to me a favour first.
longname i was in hiding from jols as him and his henchmen and henchwomen have put a contract out on my life
but………
they do not know that i am bulletproof
oh and good to see you hope you are ok and living life to the full x
what is this favour jols my friend
if it is another illegal favour i may have to decline as mi6 are hot on my heels for shoplifting like
Saying “I always tell the truth” is probably a lie anyway, it is impossible to go through life without lying at some point.
Saying “I always lie”.. means that that statement must be a lie which makes it true, it being true means that you always lie thus making it false… you just can’t win!
Saying “I once saw a man eat his own head” is probably a lie too, but only if it doesn’t come from me because I have seen that shit man!
Most common told lie…. maybe… “I Love You!”…. or…. “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”…
Most common question that often gets a lie… probably… “Does my bum look big in this?”
Never say yes… unless she relishes her rotund rear end or you shall regret it….
… ramble a bit more here …
… say cheers or something here …
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