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    Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

    A. They take the psycho path.

    Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?

    A. Its easier than walking!

    Q. Why was the broom late?

    A. It over swept!

    Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

    A. To get to the second hand shop.

    Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

    A. A little horse

    #126769

    Q – What’s green and smells like pork?
    A – Kermits’ fingers!

    Q – What have The Starship Enterprise and Andrex got in common?
    A – They both get rid of Klingons!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Spice!
    Spice who?
    That’s show-business!

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