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24 February, 2019 at 11:39 pm #1112933
These just kinda came to me..
No offence is meant to anyone!
24 February, 2019 at 11:41 pm #1112934There once was a chatter called Mizzy
Who had us all in a tizzy
With her many names
And endless games
She made us all quite dizzy.
24 February, 2019 at 11:43 pm #1112935There once was a chatter called Morg
Who dreamt he was a lord
In finery he slept
When he awoke he wept
Even the duck was bored!
24 February, 2019 at 11:47 pm #1112936There once was a chatter called Dan
Who was mocked for his “tiny hands”
The end to this story is really quite sad
He couldnt pull the trigger with his little fingers
And the peacock drove him mad.
24 February, 2019 at 11:52 pm #1112937There once was a chatter called Thin
Ironic really as he wasnt slim
A ladies man with all the patter
For him a pulse is all that matters
As he seduces us all with a cheeky grin.
24 February, 2019 at 11:54 pm #1112938There once was a chatter called Sceptical Guy
His post count is really quite high
His posts are long and often wordy
They come across as pretty nerdy
And sometimes, even, quite witty.
25 February, 2019 at 10:47 am #1112940Well, I laughed….
though the last post is a totally inaccurate attack form the Brexifanatics who have only one thing in mind to wreck this country’s economy and etc etc etc
25 February, 2019 at 12:20 pm #1112944LOL……..thought the whole post was crap my self……….funniest thing was…sceppers replied to it…..LMAO RATF PML
25 February, 2019 at 1:30 pm #1112956There once a chatter called Mister Q
PML was all he could do
Post after post of absolute drivel
Inane posts, quotes, and riddles
LMAO, RAFT, LOL. Woohoo!
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25 February, 2019 at 10:00 pm #1112960Artful Dodger,
aren’t you worried that I will write on people like T.S. Eliot and Ezra Pound in a very nerdy way??
I think my definition of nerd is different from the people on jc, though.
I thought of writing limericks here, but something stops me. Limericks aren’t nerdy enough, I guess
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