MURDER

Hello all my friends, i have just got in from my local pub after 27 pints of Guinness.

Anyways what i was really starting this thread for was when i was sitting in the corner of the pub minding my own business chatting with my great uncle beetroot face, this guy came over and sat next to us giving it large, you know the sort BIG MAN CRACK, anyways me and my uncle beetroot face being two right suspicious Guinness Slerpers, well you know the crack we thought he was the national crime squad, so as he start going on and on and on in fact he never blooming shut up.

Then pow he asked the most sinister weird question anyone could ask two strange men sitting in the corner of a pub slerping Guinness.

Waitttttt i am going to tell yous just be patient, ok this is what he asked us.

Oh before i tell you what this cracker asked the Guinness in my local is second to none, anyways where was i??????

Yessss i remember now i was going to tell yous what this f.b.i looking radish asked me and my uncle beetroot face, well it goes like this, YOUS LISTENING ???

He asked and said ” If someone stole £80 off you would you pay a professional hit man to exterminate the little thieving rats £30,000 ( Not a dopey smack head 2 grand like that would be caught )”.

Want to hear my reply?????

Oh well i am going to tell yous anyway i replied ” Give me £26,000 and i will do it myself”

Ha as if when me and uncle beetroot face smelt the dirty rat crime squad a mile off.

Now here was my real reply pure and simple ” YES ”

PS …….Queer Question To Be Asked Off Of A Stranger Don’t You Think?

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