"THE HONEYMOON" Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Teacosyhat_male was in his room in the hotel, he’d squashed a couple of cockroaches and

tried to get into the mini-bar with a nail file… failing, he picked it up and threw it out the window…

He liked throwing things.

Knitting_My_Curtains had swapped her bathchair for a mobility scooter and accidently on purpose ran over Thick_Slice’s toes as she motored around the pool at top speed, wearing a knitted swimsuit and pink flowery bathing cap.

Tuna_Mary was in her room, getting ready for the evening in the lizard lounge, she’d shaved her facial whiskers and shoved her chicken fillets in ‘her’ bra…. just a case of tucking up old Percy and she’d be ready….
When she did catch a man she so enjoyed the final reveal…

Clare_Dont_Dare_Me and BornFree_2_poo were in their room getting glammed up for the evening.

Born had drawn her eyebrows on and was sprinkling some glitter down her cleavage.

Clare was in a panic, she’d put her teeth somewhere and now couldnt find them !!

” arrgghhh…thecking eck born warram a gonna do ith i cannt thind me nathers …

ere tthtop back combin’ ya ‘air un ‘elp me look thor um …”.

Born and claire searched round the room, and eventually found them sitting in Borns glass of G&T !

Clare poped them in ” mmmmm… tasty”.

Born finished her drink.

The pair of them made their way down to ‘lizard lounge’ and grabbed a table near the front of the stage.

Blonde was perched on a stool at the bar, having changed into a Ralph Lauren black cocktail dress,she was relishing a ‘ Multiple Orgasm ‘…
It was her 3rd and she was feeling quite squiffy !!

Coach_Driver was staring at her clevage and feeling quite stiffy !!

Thick_Slice was cramming himself into white leather trousers and a tangerine silk shirt.

He was still mortified thinking about the incident at the pool earlier.

He’d been strutting his stuff for the ladies but had not noticed that his plastic budgie had unfortunately slipped from the front of his speedo’s round to the back,
so instead of admiring stares he got laughed at because he looked like he’d pooped himself !!

SuboQ and LordLouisSpenceCharles were in their dressing room, warming up.

SuboQ was resplendent in a peacock blue, taffeta, marquee, it was a pity about the sweat rings, mono brow and hair-do like The Queen Mothers Pubes though.

LordLouisSpenceCharles ( formerly known as Wagner ) was limbering up, doing the splits and some high-kicks, like a gymnastic Ronnie Corbett.

” I hope youve got plenty of vatheline on your arm tonight thubo deary, ” he squeaked,

” it chaffed like the devil latht night!!”

The ‘Lizard Lounge’ was filling up nicely.

Nice_Pies_Fem had her 2 large jugs on the table…and was pouring Ugly_asa_Moose some Sangria.

VeryImportantPeanut all spruced up in his shiney Man Utd T shirt and Union Jack shorts, was eyeing up Mad_divint_Fook_Aboot, who was now a delicate shade of mahogany and wearing a gold lycra dress the size of a postage stamp and masshive hoop earrings.
Fannyy the wonderdog made the odd appearance, and appeared to have been to the groomers for a trim!!

Jokecliff and The DelusionalMrNoNob sat at their table holding hands. Jokecliff gazed into NoNobs eyes, however NoNob had a bit or a turn in his eye and appeared to be staring at a lifesize, cardboard cut-out of Bobby Crush, who was booked for next month !

At the back of the room, 2 people wearing big hats, false nose and glasses, were holding up newspapers with holes cut out the front, which they peered at the room through.

Yes, Jimmy and cele’s disguises were holding up well.

The lights dimmed,

the chattering hushed.

The ‘Show’ was about to begin !!!!

To be continued…..