[budha]

hi guys n girls…just to let you no since budha n jols sandwich company is in liquidation… we are starting a new florist business with years of experience😁  specialising in daffodils😋🥕………So have no fear if you do not see any daffodils in your local areas n parks ……as me n jols are selling three bunches of 6 for £1………in posh areas …..three bunches £17.99 with free delivery🥳

[budha]

jols….everyone is ringing up for bliddy refunds…now they know they were not Organic turkeys….So budha’s Organic sandwich company has now went into liquidation ……….But….after a long chat with my business partners the lovely jols n dagsy👍 we will be very pleased😁 to reimburse everyone who bought a sandwich from our stoned hengers wall paper pasting table🥳 …..just pop your 16 digits off the front of your bank cards and sort code…accompanied with that silly little 3 digit number on the back…and your refund will be paid

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jolly roger

[budha]

ohhhh….so it was you who bought one of our Organic turkey salads rolls long name👍 lovely werent they😋🥕 well now you know how we acquired them innit😋

You are not wanting a refund are you

[budha]

you know fine well the two constables were jols n dagsy dressed up so we could scarper with the one legged turkeys😁…But….how did you think we made the 50 Organic turkey salad rolls we sold on the car boot sale the next morning for £8 each😋🥕….you know how it is👍 then by 8.50am we had sold out like👍…..we needed the £400 to buy 3 tickets for glastonbury🥳….a nice few🍷🍷🍷🤪 and a few quarter pounders….oh and some fuel for out tent….ooops i  mean our 1966 citroen campervan with the sports alloys😁

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jolly roger

[budha]

biab….deleting emails😋🥕

[budha]

offender

[budha]

£1 bingo free bookies pen…if 20 people play…..£10 a line…minus a pint for me n jols x x same for a house

[budha]

tracy………i am very interested about yours n jols bolton days…..😋🥕

[budha]

it’s a goallllllllllll

 

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jolly roger

[budha]

since 1966 i have always kept my receipts for everything…..jd sports are on first name terms with me now😁 well you get 7 weeks max like before they hum n har about the manufacturers fault of where the loose stitching comes away from your lacoste tracksuit or your nike air max🥳 just so you can keep exchanging them for the latest up to date ones😋🥕 so you look rich…smart..and always in the latest gear….for free………👍just kidding   good story though wannit

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