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Nutter’s rhyme

I’m a little teapot
short and stout
tip me up…
and I’lll rip your throat out!

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I remember seeing an albino peacock once and it was simply beautiful (even though it didn’t fan its tail feathers)

talking of peacocks reminds me of that greek myth about Argus, the hundred-eyed monster who was the faithful servant of Hera, queen of the gods. One day Hera sent Argus to spy on her husband, Zeus. when Zeus found Argus spying on him he killed him. Mourning the loss of her faithful companion Hera took Argus’s eyes and placed them in the tail of a peacock, and from that day adopted it as her sacred creature.

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I know that now but I didn’t when I joined, you see this was my first thread on joining this site (later I took a look and you guys rocks might I add)

now I must abscond as I hear the tactical assault team (F.B.P.I) battering down my door, maybe you could add something on here sometime (he says as he lugs the smoke grenade out of the window)

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last time I try to stop you making an ass out of yourself then

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seriously you’re making yourself look like an immature plonker

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south

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Eeek! It’s someone elses haiku? If it is then I didn’t know, I just thought of it in the shower one day (legs it before the poetry police arrive)

hiya TBD (I would call you TB except that it would look like I’m calling you tuberculosis)
it’s DIY for the mind, you might be inclined to say or else it’s like DIY in that no-one has the instructions, there’s always at least a couple screws missing and you’re buggered if you know what that left over piece is for

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PETE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Fury
circles its prey
its wicked talons
venting another’s dismay
reaping icy retribution

The Valkyrie
clutches the mortal heart slain
in the name of vengeance
and with soul in hand leaves this plane
in the hands of mortals

The Gorgon
stares with blind hatred
its loveless gaze
and mercy belated
binding man within its heart of stone

Pegasus
of purest heart, wanderer of the sky
gives hope unto man
with his arms raised high
seeking perception through this lie

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@pete wrote:

now ya say when im half way through oh well scrap that :? :lol:

sorry pete, could have been worse though (I could have asked you to make me a siggy of a whale and an elephant sumo wrestling on a tight rope whilst being attacked by ninja onions riding motorcycle-sharks)

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