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I remember when I did Art in school, art teachers were all psychopaths who would sooner bash your brains out with a bottle of indian ink than look at you. Also they failed my totally awesome exam piece (during the mock exam) because I hadn’t ‘properly referenced it back to my research’ or some such bull5hit (storms off into the distance muttering something about ‘overpaid undertalented hacks who wouldn’t know talent and originality if it hit them across the face with a shovel’) btw DA, that looks ace and it looks like you have a very talented daughter (don’t let the system bring her down, they’ve not done it yet, but mark my words they’ll try one day)

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I quite liked that first one, would be an ace siggy

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I once went to see a medium, it didn’t work out, she only came up to my chest (last time that I date shorter women) :wink:

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the eleventh hour
stikes at ground zero
midnight’s curse holds power
as humanity calls for a hero

yet none answer
this summons that calls to arms,
against a hollow man, the necromancer
as he weaves his shaded charms

Mammon, Apollyon,
Beelzebub and Abaddon.
The Adversary abounds
becoming as a legion
The world is as their hunting grounds
no haven for we heathen

Faustus laughs
appreciating the irony
that has come to pass
his joke at the expense
of humanity

‘Damnation found
when Salvation was sought,
a task only achievable by humans
of course’

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One is tempted to point out how many tools are already present on this site :-

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@catwoman wrote:

which colour is she???..Maily black, white, red, mixed???

have not seen that colour in the Dulex chart? wait, you paint your cats! (just kidding)

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erm………………………………………
Banana?
Rex?
Flopsy?
Flipper?
Kangaroo?
I-Wasn’t-Able-To-Think-Of-A-Decent-Name?
Satan?

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maybe you should call it ‘No-one’ just to really mind f*ck with the neighbours and/or the vet. You could call it ‘Daft Slapper’ that way you can insult someone and then claim that you were just calling your cat

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that meant she always had a 50% chance of being right, give her long enough and she was (by law of probabilities) bound to be right.

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well it’ll certainly stop male hetrosexuals and lesbians from speeding might not have so positive effect on women with their boyfriends in the car though

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