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epitaph
when was the last time you shared your innermost thoughts and feelings with someone?
requiem
It’s because they are not properly adapted to be purely herbivorous.
the platypus and the echidna are the only warm blooded animals that lay eggs
pigs and kangaroos do not have sweat glands
when a python constricts it is with a force of 1 kilogram per square centimetre (14.2 pounds per square inch) that’s six times the strength of the firmest of human handshakes.Timmy was a hard working A-grade student who enjoyed school and was the most mild-mannered child ever.
One day during a lesson the teacher abruptly leaves the class to take an important phone call, she says to her students “now don’t write on the board while I’m gone o.k.”
needless to say the moment she leaves the room the rest of the class leap up and begin writing on the board.
Seeing the amount of fun that his fellow classmates were having, Timmy decided that he would have a go and he wrote “Miss has a penis” on the board.
when the teacher returned from her phone call it was to see Timmy writing on the board. completely shocked by what he had written she sent him to the headmaster’s office.
the headmaster promptly expels Timmy and sends him home.
When he gets home it is to find his father in a fit of rage “what were you thinking of, writing something like that on the black board, get out of my house.”
So having no home, family or future Timmy steps out into the street and gets hits by a bus.Moral of the story… look both ways before crossing the road
I’m a Batrachophobe (sorry I don’t open up too easily) but I find newts cute… weird
okay, now for something more personal… all my life I’ve been afraid of death, well not dying exactly, rather that I’ll die without having any lasting impact upon another living soul, not leaving a worthy legacy that can definatively say ‘That was the man he was’. kind of why I have this username ‘Forget Me Not’ I’m not referring to the flower, instead it is the plea to not be left behind once my brief spell on this mortal coil comes to an end, to not be forgotten and fade into insignificance…
OMG that rocked! (says the statistics geek i.e. me)
@pete wrote:
Polar Bear fur isnt white
it is actually colourless and reflects light depending upon its surroundings, their skin is actually black and their meat is poisonous if consumed. The largest recorded polar bear stood 11ft tall, they are also the only species of bear especially adapted to be completely carnivorous (all other bears are omnivorous)
Pandas can only properly digest 10% of what they consume
Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world being over three times the world average
not to mention she misused an apostraphe (legs it)
