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@griff wrote:

She will be a m!nger mate,

Fit birds don’t need to meet lads like that :wink:

Absolutely true Soulie. She’s either a bunny boiler or some Nazi spy in HR Department trying to catch you out in inappropriate behaviour.

You send her an e-mail with your phone number asking her out (i.e. Do you want to shag???) and next thing you know is it is all round the office (Soulie is a perv) or worse still, all over the internet.

If she meets you she will probably be pregnant by some loser and looking for a fall guy to pay for it, or she has VD and hates all men. Either way you get a dose or a bill for life.

Its not worth it Soulie – stick to masturbation, you meet a nicer type of person that way.

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@oss wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their body.

Shortly afterwards – WHAMMO – they die of an insulin overdose. As insulin occurs naturally in the body and as it is broken down in the bloodstream anyway, the excess amount wouldn’t show up in a toxicology screen at a post mortem.

Game over for the victim.

Very very good PB mate but again, you did not research well enough. Yes insulin is natural produced in the human body, but did you for one second think about how much a human body can absorb, cos this is what you are proclaiming that will kill the person. in that short time of brushing their teeth and rinsing there mouth out with water you are hoping the body absorbs 87.48 mg (miL) of insulin. at the rate the body absorbs fluids in the mouth, for it to absorb that amount of fluid they would need to be swilling their mouth out with about 2 gallons of insulin. :D

OK how about using a small quantity of Potassium Cyanide – same method as above. Symptoms mimic a massive heart attack and with any luck they won’t suspect it is a cyanide induced attack and write it off to natural causes.

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I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their body.

Shortly afterwards – WHAMMO – they die of an insulin overdose. As insulin occurs naturally in the body and as it is broken down in the bloodstream anyway, the excess amount wouldn’t show up in a toxicology screen at a post mortem.

Game over for the victim.

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@angie no cyber wrote:

yes i opened december 1st at midnight!!!!!

it was a pic and a choc of winnie the pooh!!!!!

i dont want a calendar full of winnie the pooh characters – i want festive pictures!!! so im going to buy another 1 2mrw :D

I’ll have you know there’s nothing wrong with Winnie the Pooh.

Stuff yer festive pictures – bunch of dwarves, mangy hores type creatures with fake horns, and dodgy old geezers in dirty red flasher’s cloaks.

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@geordiebird wrote:

good luck dawny im sure you’ll make a right pig’s ear of it. Just panic like crazy and drop all the food on the floor, they’ll all laugh about it afterwards. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oi !!! What about men ????

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

Waking up next to PB…… and my bum wasn’t even sore :shock:

Waking up next to Tommy – and his bum WAS sore !!!!

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Hey steady on !!!!! I can’t either !!!

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@forumhostpb wrote:

er…… I’ve spotted

Roy Orbison
Elvis
The Everly Brothers
Johnny Cash
The Beatles
Procul Harem
Beethoven
Kris Kristofferson
James Last
The Shadows

and many more……….. !

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@dagger wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

Ah the good old days of the original Regs room… :lol: :lol:

thats right
not sure they were that good
just a reminder to those that think they are the be all and end all of this place
i recall a character called Bear what a bas tard he was
and as for Gollum!!!!!!!!!!

Dagger – I have a big big shock for you. Are your ready for it…..???

Way back in the days of the original Regs Room – my user name was ………………… Bear!!!!

I tend not to use it these days as I always visit the chatrooms as ChatGuidePB or ForumHostPB

Surprise !!!

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